Joey Jordison One shots (x fem reader)

Snap (Demo)

Since it was April Fool's, I decided to wake up earlier and set up some pranks.
I crept out of Joey's bedroom and quietly walked towards the kitchen quietly, trying not to wake anybody. I got to the kitchen and slowly opened the drawer with the plastic wrap in it. I grabbed it quickly before shutting the drawer. I grabbed some scissors and quietly ran to the bathroom.
I put the toilet seat up and put the plastic wrap onto it. I then taped it on, put the seat down, and grabbed shaving cream. I put shaving cream on the toilet seat and put the bottle back.
I stood there for a few seconds contemplating what else I should do. Then I saw a coin and the idea struck me; I taped a coin to the sink tap. Whoever comes into the bathroom later is gonna have a real hard time.
I got out of the bathroom and went back to the kitchen. I put the plastic wrap in the doorway into the kitchen. I grinned evilly before putting the tape and plastic wrap back. As I was putting it all back, I saw a bucket starring at me. I smirked and grabbed it. I filled it with cold water and ice, before walking to the hallway where everyone's rooms were. I analyzed the rooms before picking the perfect person; Mick. I opened the door slightly, and put the bucket on the top of the door. I made sure it wouldn't fall before going back to the kitchen.
I went into the oil cabinet and got olive oil and basic cooking oil. I also went underneath the sink and got soap. I went back to the hallway and poured it everywhere. Once I finished, I carefully walked back to the kitchen and put everything back in its place. I got one last idea, my final prank. I lifted the couch up and unscrewed the leg of it and put a plastic bowl for support. When someone sits on it, they will sink.
After all my shenanigans, I carefully went back to Joey's room and went back to bed.

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I woke up to the sound of Mick screaming like a girl, and a loud bang which meant the bucket fell on him. I shot myself out of bed along with Joey, and we opened the door fast.
Everyone was peeping their heads into the hallway, but Sid just so happened to walk out of his room. I swear the way he fell was straight out of a cartoon. I began hysterically laughing at everything. Corey looked at me like I had 4 heads, along with Chris and Mick.
"I'm way too tired for this" Jim yawned before going back in his room and shutting the door.
"Yeah, wake me up when it's all mopped," Paul said tiredly before going in his room.
I looked down to see Sid basically swimming on the floor, gripping the doorway to try to stand up, but it was no use. Clown carefully walked to the bathroom, gaining a smirk from me. He shut the door and the next thing we heard was; "Fuck!". Everyone laughed before I went to grab a mop to mop my mess.
Luckily, I had just a few more pranks up my sleeve.

After everything was mopped up, I decided to be 'nice' and bring Corey a coffee. I decided it would be fun to put salt instead of sugar in his coffee.
I carefully walked out of the kitchen and gave Corey his coffee.
"Thanks, y/n" he smiled.
"No problem," I sighed before turning around and grinning to myself. I walked to a chair that Joey was sitting on, and sat on the arm of it. Joey placed his hand onto my hip and watched as Corey tasted his coffee.
"BLEGH!" Corey gagged. He spit out his coffee back into the cup and walked to the kitchen. Little did he know there was plastic wrap in the doorway.
As he walked to the kitchen, he ran into the plastic wrap and spilled the hot coffee all over himself.
"Knowing how much of an addiction Corey has to coffee, I think this ruined his day," Joey joked. I chuckled back and watched as Corey screamed.
"Ah shit!" Corey yelled, making me and Joey chuckle. Craig came into the living room and sat down on the couch, making the plastic bowl break and him sinking into the floor. He looked down so confused and I laughed so hard. He looked up at me before rolling his eyes, scoffing and walking away.

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It was now later in the evening and everyone was kinda doing their own thing. Me and Joey were in his room, doing our own little activity and enjoying each others company.
"Y/n?" He asks.
"Hm?" I hummed as I turned my attention to him.
"Y'know," he began before standing in front of me. I was sitting in his desk chair. He looked down at me with dark and lustful eyes before smirking and grabbing my chin with his hand and lifting it up. "Since you've been pranking and tricking everyone all day, it's time for your punishment" he said lowly and seductively. I looked into his eyes and smirked. "What's my punishment?" I asked.
Joey chuckled in a very deep tone and made me stand up. He guided me to the bed and lay me down. Joey removed my shirt slowly, before opening the bedside table and grabbing two pairs of handcuffs. He took my wrists and cuffed them to the bed.
"Your gonna do as I say, okay?" He demanded.
I gulped. "Yes," I replied with a low voice.
Joey's smirk crept back onto his face before he leaned down to kiss me. He then trailed kissed down my body before stopping at my pants. Joey looked up at me lustfully as he removed my pants anticipatingly slowly. I groaned to try to hint to Joey to speed this up, but he only went slower.
'Was he teasing me?'
Once my pants were off, I watched as he removed his shirt and pants. It was so fucking sexy and it only made me want him more. My pussy was already fucking wet at this point. I felt his tip rubbing against my folds, but he was—again—teasing me. I groaned again and tried to move my arms, but remembered that they were restrained. The adrenaline was jolting through me as he made light circles with his thumb against my aching and wet pussy.
"Jesus fuck, Joey. One more time and I'm gonna snap," I moaned. Joey grinned again before slamming into me. This was very unexpected, but I enjoyed it. I let out a moan of pleasure. Great pleasure as he hit my g-spot. Joey didn't even give me a second to adjust before he began a pace. It was a rough pace, and my breathing was getting heavy and my eyes were rolling into my head.
"F-fuck" I moaned.
"Tighten like that again, baby" Joey grunted. I did as he said and wrapped around him tightly. Joey let out a breathy moan before slamming in me a few more times, instantly hitting my g-spot over and over again.
"I'm gonna cum~" I moaned quietly as I tightened around Joey again.
"Yeah, me too" he grunted.
I gripped the sheets tightly and threw my head back.
"Cum for me, you little slut" Joey instructed. As he told me, I came on his cock. Soon after I did, he did as well. Joey pulled out of me and took a deep breath before unlocking my handcuffs. I immediately grabbed my wrist and rubbed it lightly before getting an idea. An evil idea

I crawled on top of Joey and kissed his chest, and down to his member. "You think you can tease me?" I whispered as I kissed his v-line. Joey threw his head back as I jerked him a bit. I kissed up and down his v-line before licking his tip.
"You think you don't get a punishment?" I grinned before sucking his tip. Joey let out a soft moan and grabbed my hair. I lowered my mouth slightly lower on him, making his breathing hitch. I wrapped my lips around him and sucked him off and jerked the part that I couldn't reach. Joey thrusted his hips forward a little bit, making me gag slightly. His cock twitched as I was sucking, so I pulled him out of my mouth and let his precum drizzle out of him before licking it up.
I crawled further on top of Joey, aligning my entrance with his cock. I slid him into myself, gasping at the adjustment. After I adjusted to him, I bucked my hips up and down.
"Right there," Joey moaned. "Fuck" he whispered.
"Cum in me, baby" I whispered. With my words, he did. I felt his warm substance leak inside of me. There wasn't a part of my vagina that wasn't covered in Joey or his cum.
Joey let out a breathy moan before I took myself off of him and laying next to him.

"Best April Fool's ever"

(A/N: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! I WANTED TO FOOL YOU GUYS INTO THINKING THIS WASNT A SMUT WITH THE LONG BACKSTORY. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED)