𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 | 𝐁𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐓𝟕

TuKuR DuM dUm

Before starting I wanna tell y'all something.

Is kahani me he Tae aur Kookie ki pyaar ka drama,emotion ,tragedy and many more.

Kon bola be padi likhi nahi hu!! Wo toh bus Tae ki buri Nazar lag gayi Jo angrezi jyada aati Nati warna to pyada hi America me hu.

Han to ye chod k main Jo main aaj batane aayi hu woh he ki is story mein thodi bohut galia h just thodi bohut..kon bola be ashleel..

Mein thodi ashleel hu woh toh bus jungkook ko nanga dekh ke thodi bohut lal tapak jati Hain ab tum hi bolo Jungkook ladka thodi Hain bilkul itom bomb hain Item Bomb!


Kon bola be Jk ko ched rahi hun!

Toh chaliye Binod karte hain...( true yt fans will relate)..

(yaha Yg hain CEO, NJ he Jinu ka husband aur YG ke office ka ek employee,Jinuji hain Jungkookie ki maa jisko angrezi bolni to hain leki propernounciaton nahi hota,J hope k bare me kya hi bole, Jm the Gharjore of this group,Tae matar jitna dimmag bas itna hi kaafi hain tae k liye. han aur kookie and jinu hain ladki I mean dimaag se paidal aurat)

Yg: aaj iss Tae k bachche ki toh!

JH: lekin yoongi dosh to taehyung ne kiya hain na..

Yg: tu chup na!

[on the phone]

                                                                                                      Problematic problem

                                                                                                      kya hua jimin?

Jm

Kya hua k bachche jaldi aa

 warna ye narangi satrangi 

billa tujhe kchcha chaba jayega. 

                                                                                                    Problematic problem

                                                                                                       Coming!

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: shayd aap logo ko pata chal hi gaya hoga ki tae ka no jimin ke mobile me problamatic problem naam se saved hain.

Tae office pohuch hi gaya tha ki tabhi..THUD!

[dhumtana dhumtan nananananannan dhere dhere hain dhumtana dhumtana dhumtana]

Tae: ouch![ tae ek huns pari se takraya hain aise use laga]

?: sorry sorry..

Tae: nahi nahi mein to hu hi gira hua insaan aur thoda gir gaya.. beauty..

?: handsome..

Tae: ji aapka naam? mein hu KIM TAEHYUNG.

?: ji ko----

[ wo ladki ko piche se kisi ne khicha]

??: Han be darinde mein khubsurat Jinu.

Tae: mein aapko darinda dikhta hun?

?: nahi aap to handsome ho!

Jinu: ae gulabi bandar tu chup reh aur han tu to darinde se bhi battar he bas tune mere beti to booty bola toh mene bhi bola Feast.

Tae: nahi mene ise khubsurat bola pichwada nahi aur mein khana hu?

Jinu: kese log rehte hain yaar anrezi bhi nahi samajh te!

Tae: aare dadima mein to iss husne pari ka naam punch raha tha!

Jinu: dadima! sala bitch!

Tae: mein ladka hu.

jinu: han to mail bitch.

tae: yeh chiththi kutta kya hota hain?

?: ji mera naam kookie.

[tabhi tang ting jhan jhun]

jinu: kookie jake tere baap ko dekh warna phir kuch tod dega.

kookie: bye ji*blushing*

Tae: bye.. lovely.

Jinu: ae meri beti k upar aankh uthaya na to aankhe nikalke gotiaan khelungi aur agar tujhe kisi kubhsurat insaan ko dekhna hi hain to mujhe dekh na..

Tae: aha.. dadima aaj kitne glass pi desi ya bidesi.. burhape pe aisi jawani charhane ke liye?

Jinu: teri toh! Darinde!!

[tae bhaag gaya]