Crazy But Funny Patient | CATNAP X DOGDAY

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DogDay POV

Okay, honestly I don't get why I'm here. Yeah, I'm a psychopath and I killed a few people- oh, I see it now...Bro who is this Dr. Suess looking elephant dude bruh, shit he is weird. I just stare back at him. I hate this guy already, I notice some red on his sweater, Nah bro what kind of wannabe horror movie torture chamber is this? They pull any type of shit on me I'm out. Finally the elephant leaves but then the fricken pig from the kid show 'Super Why' shows up. She sits down "You Must be DogDay!" I look her up and down, your dumbass has a paper on me of course I'm DogDay bitch. She gets the idea "So, tell me about yourself" Haha, No.

(That's a reference for my Hazbin Hotel fans)

We sit in silence, she looks annoyed and I smile she looks up "Do you think this is funny?!" I start laughing, yes, yes it is very funny. She glares at me and then leaves "Good" I say under my breath as I watch this fricken 'Veggie Tales' character walk out the room.

I'm bored now, eh I don't care. I sit on the bed and almost fall backwards, okay lesson learned, watch where you are sitting. I feel someone touch my tail so I turned around, its pitch black. The only thing I see is red smoke coming from a cigarette I roll my eyes and he says "You're interesting" What's that supposed to mean?! I look at the creepy ass shadow as he laughs "I'll be seeing you later~" I go back to what I was doing "Pendejo." I say quietly as I sit down, I wonder what my friends are doing right now, I swear if they don't visits me I will break they're spleen's....Yeah okay I really need help, I just hate everyone bruh, like look at these staff, they look like Lucky Charms cereal.

(Anyone of y'all babies speak Spanish? Please help me I don't now any insults or cussing in Spanish)