(A/N: The video linked is canon and happens right before the events of this story, however some events may be described differently in this story)
Kaufmo and Caine's Love Bedroom, 4:12 AM
"WAHHHHH WAHHHHH" The baby says.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Kaufmo yells at the baby and angrily throws a pan full of 'sizzling meth' at the baby.
Things couldn't be better for Caine and Kaufmo, they just had a beautiful baby girl, named Little Miss Sticky 029. But ever since the baby has been born, Kaufmo has been feeling more stressed then ever, with Little Miss Sticky 029 shitting herself and crying all the time, he feels like he has another one of Caine's shit to deal with, and Caine is not much help himself, although he means well he is shit at everything.
"Oh fuck..... my head....." Kaufmo groggily wakes up with a headache. "I....why do I feel like this.... I should love my new family... I have made... I love Caine... I... I... I need cocaine...." Kaufmo says defeated, turning back to his old addiction in a time of need.
CREAAAAAAAK.........
Caine opens the door quietly, upon hearing the baby's cries.
"A-ah... Hello my.. buzzy beautiful sunshine nugget! Coochie coochie coo!" He leans over the baby's crib, tickling her as she giggles. His big juicy ass hangs in the air, bouncing with every subtle movement he makes.
"...And hello my hot, sexy, mama.... ahh...." Caine says seductively, excited to see his hot sexy boyfriend. "Is she alright? Do you.. need help with anything?" Caine, despite being a useless peiece of shit at everything, is eager to help with the baby. This is exciting for him, learning all these new things. Two weeks ago, he didn't understand love at all. Now he has a beautiful boyfriend who he is soon to be married to... when he proposes that is... when the time is right...
"NO.. Shes fine.. my sexy piece of ass..." Kaufmo says to Caine. "You want me to take her?" "Yes please... sexy piece of ass..."
Caine picks Little Miss Sticky 029 up as she coos at him happily "I think someone has a favourite! Say big daddy Caine! Say big! Daddy! Caine!" He plays with the baby as he leaves the room. "Ok, sexy butt you rest up okay? You are such an amazing mpreg mother, you know!!" Caine leaves the room, closing the door, smiling at his lovely soon to be husbando.
Kaufmo waits a few seconds, listening to Caine flying away, the coast is clear!!! Go!!!! FIND THAT COCAINE!!! Kaufmo looks in all the places he puts his cocaine, but hes all out of cocaine.
"SHIT! I'm all out of cocaine.... I gotta go get some from Zooble.... wheres my Cainebucks wallet.... I don't even wanna TALK to Zooble... that bitch... they're always in my business... welp.... I am a drug addicted hooker now...."
Kaufmo quietly creeps out of the room with his wallet and a condom in his pocket (incase he needs to do some... alternative payments...)
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