"Nice RV." Tony nudged the side of clints shoulder.
"I wanna check it out." Natasha said folding her arms in a impatient state.
Her eyes darted to the left as she watched the thunder god and his 'brother' silently snaking on a strawberry pop tart."Guys its really hot in this parking lot, can we just go in already?" Loki complained, stuffing strawberry bits into his mouth.
"I'm with Loki, it's hot as hell out here." Tony examined the heat, he began to walk into the RV without Clint's permission.
Clint chukled and rolled his eyes, seeing the rest of his friends entering the vehicle.
Clint soon followed the group after shutting the door swiftly behind him.
Our hero's faces were dropped in awe at the scene.
"Woah, nice furniture if I say so myself." Tony mumbled. He relaxed himself on a small couch made of white leather. Very soon he is sure to dooze off.
"Its starting to get a lil hot in here." Natasha said, waving her hand as if she were swatting invisible flies.
"Oh, I'm sorry I think I should leave. I don't want to burn the RV down." Clint joked.
"Oh hahaha, not like that you idiot!" Nat laughed, she began to wipe her forehead with the back of her shaky palm.
"But, seriously...its hot." She repeated again, but this time a bit louder.
"Yeah, I'm supposed to get the air fixed." Clint responded back, putting his hands upon his hips.
"You got any scotch?" Tony asked,out of the conversation.
"No."
At this one word, Tony's eyes widened in shock.
"I have got to get out of here." Tony said as he raced for the door, quickly pushing and pulling on the handle.
"I-its stuck." Tony quickly dropped to the floor and pulled his knees to his chest and began to squeal tiny noises.
"Do not worry friends, someone will surely find us." Thor said tugging onto squealing tony.
An hour has passed. The van gets hotter every minute. Sweat drips down their noses and onto their shirts. In fact its so hot, for the first time in a while, loki is actually shirtless. (This must mean its pretty hot outside)
"I.need.water." tony moans. The billionaire is streached out onto the floor, wearing nothing but boxers, (And those too are drenched.)
"I feel fine." Thor says examining his sweaty and uncomfortable friends.
"Say it don't spray it." Loki complained once more as he punches his brother in his bulky arm.
"There's no use, we are going to die." Nat began to speak small Russian words under her breath.
"Wait, Loki what are you drinking!?" Clint called out, wiping sweat from his brow.
"Nothing." Loki said quickly adjusting his posture.
"Is that a mini water bottle?!"
"No!"
"Water?" Tony mumbled.
"Stay out of this tony!" Clint yelled.
"There is no water!" Loki growled.
"Yes there is, I just saw you take a sip!"
"No you didn't!"
"Yes. I. Did!!!"
"Leave me alone Clint!"
"Gimmie!!!!"
"Never!"
Natasha watched as Loki and Clint fought. They punched, spit, clawed, and bit each other. She beagn to ignore them and find a new soulution.
"Mabey if we give it one more try." Nat spoke weakly heading to the vehicles door. As she pushed the handle the RVs door opened wide, fresh air flew in like a wave.
As the breeze came in Loki and Clint immediately stopped fighting.
"What!?" It was open this whole time!?" Tony questioned, getting a bit angry at first sight.
"Tony, did you even try to open the door?" Nat said, wearing a smirk across her face.
Tony groaned in anger.
"That doesn't matter any more! The good part is, its over." Loki coughed.
"Sorry for fighting you back there it was kinda silly." Clint apologized, looking down and away from the tricksters eyes.
"Its okay..." Loki laughed weakly.
"We look terrible." Natasha called out, galncing at her friends.
"I look just fine." Thor said once again annoying his little brother.
"THOR I SAID, SAY IT DONT SPRAY IT!"
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I KNOW ITS A LIL CHEEZY BUT I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE A NEW STORY TODAY....I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT XX
P.s I was thinking lately.... And I want to do a hobbit / Asgard cross over next!
Sooo if you have any requests please send them on in!
I am very excited to write this one!
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The Avenger's Adventure
Humorwhat happens when the worlds greatest heroes get together on the best vacation ever? let's just say, It turns out to be a bit Hawk-ward...