Clayaddin

The diamond in the rough

Disclaimer the last chapter is not official it was a April Fool's joke pulled by my younger sister who got on my Wattpad account 

On this sandy night in the desert there was a troll who was waiting for someone to come and he arrived 

Thief: hello sir you would not believe the amount of trolls I had to kill to get this *shows relic*

Salazar: that's wonderful 😈 

Thief: but I think I will keep it to myself 

But then Salazar's parrot Iago grabs the relic and and it leads them further into the desert until a pile of sand piled up until it took the form of a growlbeast's head known 

Salazar: I can't believe it after all my years of searching the Cave of Wonders 

Iago: *squawk* Cave of Wonders 

Salazar: and remember all the treasure is yours but the lamp is mine 

Iago: *whispers* where did you get this bozo 

Then when the thief tries to enter the cave he gets spooked by its voice 

Cave of Wonders: WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER 

Thief: I am just a humble thief 

Cave of Wonders: PROCEED BUT ONLY ONE MAY ENTER HERE ONE WHOSE WORTH LIES FAR FROM WITHIN THE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH

Thief: can I back out of this I don't want to potentially die 

Salazar: just go give me the Lamp

Thief: fine 

Then the thief went inside the cave but he was unworthy of being entered and so the cave eats him alive with the cave again demanding only the diamond in the rough 

Narrator (me): rip thief we hardly knew you 

Iago: I can't believe it we're never going to get that stupid lamp look at this I'm so ticked off that I'm molting 😡

Salazar: patience Iago that thief was obviously not worthy 

Iago: oh there's a surprise I'm so unsurprised that I'm going to die of a heart attack and what are we going to we got a big problem here 

Then Salazar clamps Iago's beak 

Salazar: we might find this diamond in the rough 

The next day in the marketplace of the Kingdom of Agrabah where some guards chase a troll with blue skin, lime green hair and light blue eyes who stole a loaf of bread with his younger brother Floyd who has blue skin, magenta hair and purple eyes 🥖 

Guard: stop right there thieves and we will have your hands street rats 

Clay: Floyd we're going through all of this for a loaf of bread 🤨

Floyd: I mean we did kind of steal Clay

Then the two brothers jumped off the building and landed by their older brothers's shops 

Clay: good morning John Dory morning Bruce 

John Dory: are you getting into trouble again Clay 

Bruce: yeah isn't it a little early for you to get in trouble 

Clay: come on guys everybody knows that you're only in trouble if you get caught 

Guard: got you

Clay: I'm in trouble 😬

Then a worm covers the guard's eyes with his hat 

Floyd: good timing Mr. Dinkles 

Mr. Dinkles: mew