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Y/N is a malnourished, heroin chic 2'5 girl with light blonde hair that is 14 feet long !!

ONE - school..

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by emoshrek101

by emoshrek101

I wake up suudenly, from my different slumber. I get out of bed in my oversized hoodie, and go

in the mirror, and do my affirmations, chanting "UwU" so my day will be blessed by pop culture

dieties. I'm so different.. it's really lonely... I get up off the toilet after taking a massive shit that

set my house on fire. Oopsies!! I drink Zippo Lighter fluid instead of water because the pop

culture diety Cher told me too. I throw on and oversized hoodie, some jean shorts, and my dirty

ass white Converse. I walking into school holding my Vanilla Iced Latte from DUNKIN not

Starbucks. I look over at the popular girls and sigh. I'm so much more different... it's bonkers.

I go start to walk to class when I bump into a chiseled, muscular, hot sexy 9'12 man, "Watch your

step, you ratchet bitch." He growled, and I transformed into a cat, running away from the danger.

Authors Note: This is slander you narcs.