The Epic Battle of Strawberry Shortcake & Edward Cullen

A long time ago in a city far away was an illuminating girl

As she travels the world by going by the name Strawberry Shortcake, she adventures to a town called Forks.

As she searches for friends and hears the birds chirping in the forest, she meets a young girl named Renesmee

As Strawberry moves closer to the young girl, a tall man steps before her shielding renesmee with his towering height

The sizzling red eyed man threatening stared into the soul of Strawberry, almost trying to see if she was something but human

Before Strawberry makes any moves, the man by the name Edward takes a lunged step towards her and threatens her with the eyes of the devil

The pink haired girl looked down in defeat, but then she pulled out a strawberry scented sword and pointed it at him

Edward steps back in shock and the ground before him creaks in shame

Before strawberry could take her first swing, she is suddenly flying like a bird in the air from a great force that threw her

She crashes into a tree, and the birds fly away, chirping in horror

In moments before Strawberry recuperates her strength, Renesmee steps in between her hot headed father and the mysterious woman from the south

Renesmee uses her future seeing powers and decides to break up this unwanted battle before it escalates into the destruction of the swooshing forest.

By calling her mate, Jacob the werewolf runs in biting Edward in his ankle, stopping him from running away.

With the end of the great battle, Strawberry shortcake whimpering in her hot tears, approaches Renesmee and speaks a couplet of goodbyes

Renesmee waves her goodbye as Strawberry Shortcake goes back to her country, the leaves crackling under her feet as she walks off.