Solangelo One-Shot Collection

Puns

(Nico hates puns. This is a short, like Nico and his temper.)

~Nico POV~

What has gotten into everyone today?! It's so infuriating! Percy and his group of dumbasses, plus Annabeth and Hazel, were making nonstop puns when I ran into them earlier.

I sat on the couch in Will's office, waiting for him. Thankfully I didn't have to wait long since I woke up at the tail end of his shift.

"Hey, Sweet Neeks!" He said. "Something the matter?"

"Everyone's just so annoying." I huffed.

"Do you need me to cheer you up?" He asked, grinning joyfully.

"Everyone is on a pun trip today." I said. "it's so annoying."

"Aw, well, let me brighten your mood, Darling." He said.

He giggled to himself while I stared at him, unamused.

"And we're over." I said walked over to the door.

"Wait! No! Nico! I love you! I'm sorry!" He said. "Come back!"

I turned around as he yanked me into a hug.

"I just wanted to get you to lighten up." He said, smirking a little. "You have look dead tired."

"I hate you." I said.

"I love you too." He replied, hugging me tight. "I'll stop with the puns now, Death Boy."

He kissed my cheek and pulled me onto his lap. I cuddled against him and smiled. I love this idiot even if his humor is bone dry.

Ugh I hate myself.