men's socks

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[This is the first time I’m writing a story through a translator, please forgive any mistakes)]

Lalisa
I was flying with the unicorns and eating cotton candy in the pink world, but suddenly, not far from me, a nasty scream was heard, similar to the sound of a dying swan, a second later the whole world disappeared, the pink sky turned black, the cotton candy caught fire in my hand, and the unicorn to which I managed to give the nickname “Cookie” on which I was riding disappeared and I had to fall, everything was like in the movies, there was emptiness around and I was the only one falling into a black bottomless hole

I heard the sound of something hard, and a sudden pain pierced my body
at that very second I open my eyes and wince in pain, I quickly look around, this is my room, I’m lying on the floor, hitting my ass on the floor, my legs are tangled in a blanket and there’s a nest in my hair
“oh damn..- I feel like shit, apparently I shouldn’t have been preparing for exams until three in the morning

"LIISAAAA!"

Oh no, if I don't come down in a minute, a real monster will wake up.
At the speed of light, I quickly unravel my legs and run into the bath, hitting all the objects on the way, like a volcano explodes, I splashed all the water in my face, grabbing a toothbrush with my left hand and toothpaste with my right, from the outside I look like an idiot who is learning karate waving her arms, but who sees me?
"LAAAAALIIIISAAAA!!!"

My heart forgot faster, my grip on the tube became stronger.
-Oh damn..- the tube of paste is over. Okay, I’ll just grab some mouthwash, I made a mental note in my head that I need to go to the store. Having completed all the morning rituals, I open my wardrobe, I don’t have time, I’ll put on whatever I can find, grabbing my favorite

 Having completed all the morning rituals, I open my wardrobe, I don’t have time, I’ll put on whatever I can find, grabbing my favorite

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yellow sweatshirt and blue jeans

“Hey mom!” - The lisa went down to the first floor and headed to the kitchen
"What's happened? Luca broke my favorite mug!?” leaning on the table, gasping for breath, “do you want to go to Korea?” - Mom said with a mischievous smile, while I stood in shock with my eyebrows furrowed and tried to think about what she said - “oh, and yes Luca did it” -

I sigh and fall on the sofa next to Luka and take him in my arms without breaking eye contact “sometimes it seems to me that you are looking at me” the cat only meowed in response and hit him in the face with his paw, quickly running away from the scene - “Honey, so what about Korea? "- asked Ms. Chittip, sitting down next to her daughter. behind him, and yet you must meet, not strangers,” I sighed, letting the memories fill me, Jungkook and I are half brother and sister, and it all started with our father.
Vinay Monoban fell in love with Jungkook's mother and promised her that he would move mountains for her, that he would buy a star and name him "Hewon Kim" after her, but after Jungkook was conceived, he left to buy bread and did not return, and just at the moment when he was buying bread in at the bakery, Vinay met my mother, and all the same tricks, actions and words that he said to Miss Hewon, Monoban said to my mother, Miss Chittip Monoban, but just like with Jungkook, he did the same to me, my mother, crying with happiness, jumped and spun I found out that she was pregnant with me,while on the other hand, Vinay’s whole life flashed before his eyes and the next day there was no trace of him, leaving behind only signed divorce papers. Seriously, no one knew about condoms back then...?...




And here I am standing in a large airport with one suitcase in my left hand and my right hand is holding a basket with Luka who makes unpleasant sounds of meowing and hissing, people pass by me and look around at my mother and Luka looking at us in surprise, if translated into human language then The cat was clearly meowing and cursing the world.
Okay, I just need a couple of minutes and everything will end like a bad dream
Chittip says goodbye with tears and lisps with the cat, not paying attention to the fox - “Luka, my little sweetie, don’t be afraid, I will always remember you, don’t forget, don’t cry for me” - the scene was so dramatic that I thought my mother was hiding her acting talents , a professional voice boomed throughout the entire airport, announcing my flight.
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As always, luck is on my side, I’m sitting in the middle of three rows to the left of the window, a mother is sitting with a crying child, and on the right is some fat guy who’s making sweat,
I wear sleep plugs along with the bandage the flight attendant gave me, getting ready to fall asleep, I suddenly smelled the smell of rotten socks, having opened the bandage, I saw how the man to the right of me took off his shoes along with his socks and the devil is he finally taking care of himself? He has legs like he’s a yeti, from the sighs of other people I realized that they didn’t like the smell either, having mustered all the courage and masculinity that I have.
“Excuse me, could you please put on your shoes?”
Using your cute voices and maximum tenderness, in response he simply stuck the headphones into his ears and put his foot closer to me.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DIDN'T FUCK?
While I am realizing the whole situation, on the other side something warm spills on my pants, I turn my head to the left, a woman with a child looks at me in amazement and shock at my pants.
- “Oh God, please forgive me, I forgive you by accident, God forgive me,” she began frantically pulling out napkins and drying my jeans with the child in her arms.
“It’s okay, let me do it myself”
On the right I heard a chuckle coming from the “Sock Man” God please shut up or else I will kick you out of the plane without a parachute, unable to bear it I turned to the “sock” and was just about to express my opinion about him when a child’s foot flew in front of my face and hit me right in the eye, I’m sure I’ll have a bruise, for a second everything calmed down and then everything began to spin and darken in my eyes, the last thing I saw was that I was flying face-first directly to the sock man’s leg.
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[please tell me where the errors are so that I can correct them]
ps:wakze)

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