“Oh... am I in a dream again? ABOUT! Cookie the Unicorn! I thought you abandoned me!” Running up to the creature, I quickly hugged him, he just turned his head and threw out his multi-colored hair that looks like cotton candy, “Kookie, I’m so tired, will you give me a ride?” Without waiting for an answer, I climbed onto his back and hugged him, “You’re so warm... hihihi.”
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- “Uhh bitch.. she has a black hole there or something, she’s thin but so weighty, she can pull 100 kilograms” what...?.. Can Cookie talk?... well, he’s a unicorn
“hihihi Cookie” I slowly open my eyes and look around, I’m lying on the back of some muscular handsome guy but I don’t see his face... HAVE I BEEN KIDNAPPED?.. well, if he’s handsome and rich, then I don’t mind... looking around, I realized that we’re in the city and some girls look at me with mixed emotions, heh, they probably think how beautiful I am... I would like to think so, but we all know that they look at me with envy and would like to be worn like that
- “What Cookie, are you on drugs or what? Ohh my back hurts.” OWCH I winced in pain, did he just throw me on the floor?
“ARE YOU AWARE? KOOKIE WHY DID YOU KILL ME"
My ass hurts, yeah! I will be spanked by her in the future.- “I see you woke up little sister, listen, really, what’s your weight? And I’m not ‘Kookie’,” he said, trying to catch his breath, crossing his arms at his waist, Oh, so this is my brother Jeon Jungkook? He looks like an idol, but I'm still more beautiful.
“You know, it’s rude to ask a lady to tell you her weight in the first second of meeting you... it would be much better if you helped me up, my ass hurts so much.”
He just rolled his eyes and went to catch a taxi without even looking at me
..Looks like we won't get along..
Getting up and shaking off the dirt from my pants, I took my luggage and didn’t forget my onions
“What happened when I passed out?”“Oh, this is a long story... I was doing a very interesting thing with one of my girls, but we were interrupted by my mother when she called and said that you were at the airport, unconscious with a bruise on your eye and milk on your pants... And you smell like socks.. .when we arrive, will you take a shower, I don’t want my house to stink of you and the cat, I don’t like animals, can you take him to the shelter?”
He really annoys me. Who does he think he is? I would argue with him, but I’m tired after the trip and want to sleep
“The cat’s name is Luka and he’s like a son to me, if even one hair falls from his nose...” I grinned and looked at him intently with my most cruel gaze that I can
“Then you’ll have to do IVF to continue the family line.” He just looked at me and grinned, and finally caught a taxi, “Can you help me, my fragile, sweet little sister?” He sat down in the front seat - “You have five seconds or we’ll leave.” - what a bitch, even the taxi driver won’t help me with my bag? The world has gone bad.
Having barely dragged my bag, I sat down and settled Luka on my lap“Will I live with you?”
- “Unfortunately, yes, but don’t rejoice ahead of time, we will have rules.” “Well, obviously a genius,” I just rolled my eyes and looked out the window.- “Rule number one, I hate animals, so do something with your cat, take him to a shelter, throw him out on the street, I don’t know, it’s up to you” -he emotionally waved his hands and winced at the mention of the cat, to say that I was in shock would be an understatement, “have you forgotten what I told you? Reminder: EKO, what if I throw the cat away, my mother will find out, and then yours will too, and she’ll hurt you and not me, so be patient, bro,” it’s unusual to call someone brother, he just looked at me through the rearview mirror and rolled his eyes- “you know, hearing threats from you is funny, especially from your appearance” - I heard the taxi driver chuckle - “forgive me for interfering in your conversation, but your brother is obviously right” - I looked at the taxi driver who was grinning and looking at me with amusement in his eyes, I just want to punch you in the face “no apologies accepted look out for yourself not someone else and do the job you are paid to do” aww yeah baby that’s what I can do! No wonder I took a course on how to be rude beautifully, the taxi driver just looked at me shyly and nodded, that’s how much influence I can make! I turned my gaze to Chon. “You only have one Cookie rule?” I see that he doesn’t like it when I call him that, it’s revenge, baby.
- “second rule, stop calling me Cookie, it’s annoying” “Brother,” sighing, continued, “Okay, you can call Cookie only when we are widowed, you’ll ruin my image,” a smile slowly spread on my face - “Rule number three, when I tell you to leave the house or lock yourself in your room, do so.”- “What, why? If you want to watch porn, you can lock yourself in the toilet, why should I leave? What if it’s night?” Seriously, what if you kick out winter at twelve o’clock at night too? The taxi driver choked on the water he was drinking from what he heard, Jungkook looked at me with a murderous look and turned it on the taxi driver - “Your robot is only to take us to our destination and not to eavesdrop on our conversation. And you,” he pointed his finger at me, “let’s talk at home.” We spent the rest of the trip quietly.
Eighteen minutes later we finally arrived, sticking my head out of the taxi, I was a little surprised, it’s very beautiful and clean here, you can see that the area for the rich like Kuki is a high-rise building about 50 floors up, THERE EVEN IS SECURITY, I look with bulging eyes and an open mouth.” Where did you get that kind of money to live here?” he just chuckled at my reaction, clearly showing off himself - “This is just rule number three and it’s advisable that you don’t bother me, otherwise you’ll live in a shelter” - “What are you doing to earn money like that?” I asked, pulling my luggage out of the car while he paid the driver - “The time will come, you’ll find out"
We walked into the lobby, everything literally smelled of money, marble floor, high walls, gold inserts, “Everything here screams about money, everyone loves money, and whoever says he doesn’t love it doesn’t know its value,” he suddenly stopped and looked at me - “we have at least something in common, the genes clearly showed up" - I was about to clarify what his words mean when the guard stops me
- “sorry meme, we can’t let you in” -...what?...is it all because of my bruise? I’m trying to find help from Jungkook, but he’s standing to the side and smiling while recording a video on his phone, apparently it makes him laugh that his sister is being detained by a security guard, “Is it all because of my appearance? A? Do I look like a homeless person to you? I don’t fit in with your expensive interior?” I show quotes and point my finger at the guard’s chest, but then Cookie appeared and took him away from me, “Listen, come here, I’ll give it to you right now, who do you think I am, when I kick your ass, then you’ll be a homeless person, not me, let me in!” I’m trying to break free from the grip and get to the homeless guard - “Bobby, I’m sorry, she’s sorry for me” ... what? I looked at my brother with a ghostly “Unfortunately? It’s me who regrets and not you.”
The security guard, as it turned out, Bobby apologized and went to his place and we headed to the manager behind the counter, while he and she turned around, I nadu and stroked Luka through the cages - “Get up stinky, here’s your card” - he handed me the key a dark gray card, I’m still offended, so I puff out my cheeks and lose it, we got into the elevator and went up to the twenty-fifth floor, even in the corridors everything was expensive, probably you can live in them, we finally reached the doors with a sign forty-five
- "Welcome to my humble apartment"
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unicorn cookies
RomanceLalisa goes to explore Korea and has no idea that many adventures await her.