Oneshot Ship Rambles

Kinda Like a Durian [Sonic X Pylo]

Sonic snickered as Pylo's nose scrunched up at the smell of the fruit. "Really now, Pylo?" He teased. Pylo rolled his eyes and lightly punched Sonic's arm. "Maybe you're used to bad smells since you've crawled through a damn sewer."
The hedgehog rubbed the back of his neck with a nervous chuckle, though soon shook his head as he opened up the Durian. He winced as the spikes stuck his fingers, causing him to pull his hands back and give them a light shake. Pylo let out a sigh as he finished what Sonic started, the spines of the fruit being no problem for the metal of his prosthetic arm.
Sonic glanced over at the fox before smiling to himself. "Thanks, Py. You're kinda like a durian yourself, you know?" The smile was quickly wiped off his face as Pylo shot him a harsh glare. "Gee, thanks asshole. Good to know you think I reek."
"No no no no! Not that at all!" Sonic stammered, backpedaling hard. "I-I meant you have a tough and painful exterior but are actually really tender and sweet inside!-"
Pylo's glare softened slightly before he huffed and crossed his arms. "Yeah whatever.." He shook his head, unwilling to humor the hedgehog any further.
"I'm serious! You're a lot nicer than when we first met.." The hedgehog rubbed the back of his head before averting his gaze to the table, then back to Pylo, who was staring off into nothing while deep in thought.
Sonic rolled his eyes before leaning forward and pressing his nose up against Pylo's to get his attention.. which resulted in the both of them falling over with the hedgehog on top of the fox, though it wouldn't last for long as Pylo pulled him down so they were side by side.

"You're a dweeb, Sonic." He muttered.
"I'm your dweeb." Sonic responded.