Kuno vs. the Tree borne kettle girl

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Ranma POV

Water. why does it always have to be water? i think as i plummet into the water, i try to think of ways to escape. oof! Kuno grabbed me! i quickly beat him up, drag him out of the water, and make a run for it. i climb into a tree and start wringing my clothes out.

"hey, you want this?" a familiar voice said. there stood MIdori, swinging a kettle of hot water.

"hey! what are you doing here?!" i demand. Midori raises her eyebrow and starts leaving.

"guess you don't need this,"midori states casually, about to pour the precious, hot water.

"No! no! give me that!" i cry, desperately trying to grab the kettle. in the distance, i see a figure holding a wooden sword approaching us. not Kuno...

"Change back to a guy while i distract Kuno!" hissed Midori, throwing the kettle up and barely into my grasp.

"Hey, kuno. i didn't have a chance to whoop your butt in the morning." MIdori leisurely states.

"Is that a challenge, MIdori Tendo? fine, then. if you defeat me, i shall allow you to date with me." Kuno replies. ugh, that guy gives me the creeps. he just can't take a hint?! but i still can't help but wonder if he now knows my secret...

"oh, i WILL defeat you. oh and, i NEVER said i wanted to date you." said Midori. 

"very well, let us spar!"Cried Kuno, charging towards Midori. did she really think she could beat a guy?

Midori POV

It was too easy beating Kuno. he charged with barely any speed. all i needed was to stop him with my foot. Slam! Kuno was down.

"I win." i said under my breath. Ranma, now a boy, hops out of the tree.

"Huh. he didn't put up much of a fight." Ranma suggested. suddenly i was full of rage.

"Are. You. trying. to. say. that. he let me WIN?!" i yell at Ranma, with my face turning as red as a tomato.

"I guess. i mean, not everyone has what it takes to be a martial artist." ranma told me, putting his hands behind is head. oh no he didn't... he can call me a tomboy. he can call me uncute. but calling me a bad martial artist is crossing the line. i dedicated my LIFE for it.

"Go, rot up in HELL!" i scream, uppercut punching him so hard, he disappeared into the sky like a star. Even though it wasn't even lunch yet, i decide to head back home. this day was pretty screwed up.

Once i get back, i find Ranma trying to fix himself up after i punched him.

"Jeez, you really don't know how to do this." i say, snatching the first-aid kit from him. he just sits there and pouts.

"Whatever." ranma replies. i take an disinfectant wipe and clean his scratches.

"This wouldn't have happened if you didn't get so pissed." ranma accuses me. seriously?

"This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't pissed me off." i counter. gosh, Ranma is such a jerk.

"What did i say?" Ranma asked, all innocent-like.

"You told me i wasn't up to be a martial artist!" i answer, raising my voice ever so slightly.

"Well, jeez, sorry!" ranma says in a sarcasstic tone. i could just punch his teeth out... i quickly put a bandage on the bridge of his nose and storm out.

Akane POV

Finally school was over. i quickly walked home. where was Ranma and MIdori?! they weren't in class! after got home, i found Midori just sitting in her room. she was wearing her gi so i guess she practiced. 

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