mrs oumas twierella

once upon a time

Our story begins on the most magical day of someones life.

"and do you, venti, take twi to be your lawfully wedded husband? to love and protect her, for as long as you both shall live?"

venti smiled sexily and super handsomely and ohmgod this thought is making me nut gazing into the eyes of his most beloved, "i do."

the priest nodded and turned to twi - "and do you, twilight, take venti to be your lawfully wedded wife? to love and protect him, for as long as you both shall live?"

twi chuckled and twirled her hair. "i do!!" venti got a fat boner and winked. twi nutted a bit and it splattered on the marble floor

"GET A ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" saber yelled out, and everyone laughed. twi gave her the middle finger.

"well then, with the power invested in me i now pronounce you manwife and girlhusband. you may now kiss the-"

"STOP THE WEDDING!!!!!!!!"

everyone turned to the source of the noise, and a sickening sight beheld them.

"RUBBLE?!" they all called out, in utter shock. after the great stab of 23', twi and her friends thought they'd finally gotten rid of this ghastly obese man. but just like william afton said, rubble always comes back.

everyone looked around, confused. venti was the first to speak, "what do you want, rubble? i thought you promised to leave us alone?"

"heh. you freakish fag, how dumb are you? did you really think i'd leave you all alone?"

"HEY. THATS MY FUTURE WIFE YOU'RE TALKING TOO CHUBBY!!" twi yelled, rolling up her sleeves prepared to scrap. venti held her back, and everyone stood up to surround the two.

"leave them alone, rubble. let them get married!" saber said, crossing her arms.

aki n1 nodded, "yeah. whats ur beef with them??"

"that doesnt matter now. all that matters is my REVENGE!" rubble opened a storybook, opening its pages wide for the group to see. "and with this book, revenge should be as easy as a happily ever after!"

before they could react, a large beam projected onto the group. within seconds, they had all disappeared. the only thing that remained was a very very confused priest, blinking mindlessly.

"well. at least the plan worked."