twi woke with a jolt, "ruBBLE YOU- you... you?" she looked around, and was met with a dusty looking rundown room. the walls were caked in shit, and her bedsheets were akin to wood.
"ok what the fuck." she mumbled, getting out of bed. as she was inspecting around something tugged at her shoe, and she curiously peered down.
it was a teeny tiny little mouse. "hey there little guy! whats up with you?"
"TWI ITS ME AKI N1"
"WHAT."
twi scooped the little mouse in her hand, settling it on her palm, "aki?? its really you??" she cocked a brow, mouth agape.
"yes yes!! kune and kai are here too," aki mouse pointed towards her beside table, where two other mouse stood. they waved upon her gaze, and she shuffled over to them.
"ok. guys. what the fuck is going ON. how do we get outta here? AND WHY AM I DRESSED LIKE A HOBO?! WHY ARE YOU GUYS RODENTS???"
"well," aki mouse began, jumping down to be with their friends, "while you were SNOOZING. we did a little digging - i think we're in cinderella."
"kune almost got his ass handed to him by that cat, which we think is aki n2." kai said, patting his back.
twi stood back in shock, looking around. for all the strange and peculiar adventures they'd be on, this one had to take the cake. "but how come aki didn't know that was kune? im sure she wouldn't of attacked him if she knew."
the mouse all looked at each other, hesitant. "thats a plot point twis yet to create so we don't know lol." aki spoke.
"typical." story twi pouted, shaking her head. "so now what do we do?"
"we get through the story of course!" aki crossed their arms, looking towards the clock. "your stepsisters will be calling for you soon."
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"I CANNOT BELIEVE MY SON. WHY CANT HE JUST FUCK A PUSSY AND BE DONE WITH IT." kokichi frowned, crossing his arms in anger. "WHY DID YOU GIVE BIRTH TO SUCH A FAILURE."
evelyn calmly crossed her legs, sipping her tea. "well, it was you who decided to not keep it in your pants."
"whatever."
kokichi sighed and slumped over, blowing a pen to the other side of the table. "i want grandkids, evelyn. ventis too old to be single."
"what do you suggest we do then?"
he sat on this for a moment, raising a hand to his chin. a thought popped into his head, and he jolted up, "we host a ball! a ball with all the lands suitable maidens. venti will fall in love, and propose to one before the night is over."
"sure," evelyn raised the glass to her lips, "but you know how he is. he values personality over looks. one night isn't going to be enough."
"well we'll make it be enough." he turned to her, his voice firm. "get one of the guards to make the preparations."
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twis nan threw another batch of washing at twi, yelling irish profanities unintelligible to human ear. mary and renny snickered behind her, laughing at all the work that was being piled upon her.
"and when youre done with that, you can give aki her bath!"
"yeahh, give aki her bath!!! STUPID NI-"
"HAHA YOU HAVE TO BATHE THE STUPID CAT! mary interrupted renny, chuckling loudly.
twis nan clicked her fingers, and they ceased their laughter. "come now girls. off we go."
"im not a girl th-" renny said, before being dragged off by twis nan.
twi sighed, wiping a tear that trickled down her cheek. the three mice from earlier scurried out from a crack in the wall, climbing up to twis shoulder. aki n1 pat her cheek, assuring her that it'd all be other with soon enough.
"sigh. i guess you're right... what happens n-"
a ring at the door interrupted them, twi anxiously turning around. aki smiled and pointed at the door, "thats what happens next."
YOU ARE READING
mrs oumas twierella
مغامرةthe first rendition in a series of... peculiar fairytales following twi and her colourful cast of friends. after being sucked into a magical storybook by the evil rubble, twi finds herself in the story of cinderella! all her and her friends have to...
