mrs oumas twierella

not so much a fairy, but still a godmother

"GAAHHH!!" twi jolted back, scurrying away from the sudden figure behind her, "WHO THE- wait... SABER?"

a fat slob of grease stood behind twi, a light blue robe wrapped around her body. on her back were royal high wings, although as the bee movie says 'its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground', so sadly their only purpose was for decor.

"its me." she mused, wiggling her brows.

"dont ever do that again. you look ugly."

"im so sorry the amazing and beautiful twi it wont ever happen again." saber spoke, bowing down respectfully.

"thats more like it - now, im assuming you're away of whats actually going on?"

saber perked up and smiled, pulling out her wand, "yup! i get you to the ball, you and venti do foreplay, you leave at 12, yadda yadda. i got it."

twi clapped her hands and smiled, breathing out the rest of her nerves. a sudden thought popped into her mind, "OH and btw. do you have any thoughts on what might happen after?? like, do we get sent back home or...."

"well, while i was waiting for you guys i did a little digging. apparently we need to complete some classic disney storytales as accurately as possible, and then we'll be let out. rubbles managed to erase them from existence, so we need to make sure we do these as accurately as possible."

"erase them?? what was his goal??" twi questioned.

"im... not too sure. but i think it has something to do with him trying to erase all joy and fun from existence. sigh, im sure we'll find out later on." saber frowned, tapping her chin. "less of that, more of this! we have a ball to get you too."

saber ran outside and started making the preparations for twis mode of transport - a near by pumpkin will do, she thinks. saber turns to the mice and smiles, and a spark of magic flew towards them.

they were swiftly turned into donkeys.

twi gave her a look, "what am i, mary from the bible?? im not riding a fucking donkey."

"im jokingg...." saber rolled her eyes, and the donkeys now turned into white horses. twi nodded in agreement.

"now..." saber turned around to twi, rubbing her hands together. "you ready to see your man?

"do you really need to ask such retarded questions?"