The life of Duolingo

Introduction

In the dim glow of a candlelit room, your fingertips delicately dance across the smooth surface of your smartphone screen. A spark of connection has now ignited between the two of you, For with each visit, every time you hear the seductive whispers of his voice, a symphony of passion unfolds, filling the air with the intoxicating scent of sexual passion. He tells you your sentences are like poetry to him, he's grown to love the beautiful intimacy you have with language and simultaneously him. With every lesson completed, your hearts beat in unison, like true lovers. Duolingo is not a teacher to you, not a mentor figure. Duolingo is your babe, your soul mate.