is he gay or european?

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yellow: THERE.RIGHT.THERE!  look at that tan well tented skin. look at the killer shape he's in. look at that slightly stubbly chin! oh please he's gay! totally gay!

tsc: im not about to celebrate every trait to indicate. the totally straight expatriate. this guy's not gay! i say not gay!

everybody: that is the elephant in the room.. well is it relevant to assume. that a man who wears perfume is automatically, radically gay!

blue: but look at his cuoffed and crispy locks!

red: look at his silk translucent sock!

tsc: there the external paradox look what we're seeing!

red:what are we seeing?

tsc: is he gaaay!-

yellow: of course he's gay!

tsc: or european!

everybody except tsc:.....ooooohh

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everybody:gay..or european?....its hard to gurantee. is HE gay or european?

tco: well, dont look at me!

yellow: you see they bring their boys up different, in those charming foreign parts. they play peculiar sports, in shiny shirts and tiny shorts!

everybody: gay or foreign fella? the answer could take weeks! they both say things like "ciao bella!" while they kiss you on both cheeks

yellow: oh please!

everybody: gay or european? so many shades of greey!!

blue: depending on the time of day! the french go either way??

everybody: is he gay or european? or-

tdl: THERE . RIGHT . THERE!!  LOOK AT CONDESCENDING SMIRK! SEE IT ON EVERY GUYS ON WORK! (even tho tdl doesnt work ) THAT IS A METRO HETRO JERK!!!... THAT GUYS NOT GAY  I SAY NO WAY!

everybody: that is the elephant in the room! well it is relevant to pressum! thats a HOTTIE in that costume!

red:is automatically radically!

blue: ironacalliy cronically!-

yellow: certanly pertin'tly-

tsc: genetically medically-

everybody: GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY, GAY ,GA-

green watching anime peacefully that only has girls in it

everybody: DAMN IT!........gay or european?

king: so stylish and relaxed!

everybody:is he gay or european?

tco:i think his chest is waxed..

red: but they bring their boys up! its culturally diverse! its not a fashion curse!

everybody: if he wears a kilt or bears a purse!...gay or just exotic? 

yellow: i still cant crack the code!!

red: yet his accent is hypnotic!.. but hes shoes are pointy toed :/

everybody: huh?.... gay or european? so many shades of greey!

random straight stick: but if he turns out straight im at eight on saturday~ <3

everybody:is HE gay or european?, GAY OR EUROPEAN??! GAY OR EURO-

yellow: wait a minute! give me a chance to crack this guy, i have an idea i'd like to try

king: the floor is yours!

yellow: so green this alleged affair with (idk) has been going on for...?

green: 2 years

yellow: and ur first name again is?

green: GREEN!

yellow: and your boyfriends name is...?

green: purple

everybody: 'gasp'

green: im sorry i misunderstand you say 'boyfriend' i thought you say bestfriend!

green: purple is my....BEST FRIEND :>

purple who get inside the room by breaking the door

purple: YOU BASTARD!

purple: YOU LYING BASTARD!!

purple: THAT'S . IT!!!

purple: I NO COVER FOR YOU, NO MORE!

purple: PEOPLES I HAVE A BIG ANOUNCEMENT!....this man is GAY AND EUROPEAN!!

everybody: WOAH!

purple: and neither is disgrace!

everybody: oh!

purple: you've got to stop, you're being a complete closet case!

everybody: D'OH!!!

purple: its me, not her he's seeing! no matter what he say!

purple: i swear he never ever ever, swing the other way!

purple: YOU ARE SO GAY! YOU BIG PARFAIT! YOU FLAMING BOY BAND CABARET!

green: IM STRAIGHT!

purple: you were not yesterday~ *shows a bite mark that has green marks in it*

purple: so if i may, im proud to say! HIS GAAAY~!!

everybody: AND EUROPEAN!

purple: HIS GAAAAY~!!!!

everybody: AND EUROPEAN!!

evrybody + purple: HIS GAAAY AND EUROPEAN!!

green: FINE, OK IM GAY!!!

everybody + purple:HOOORAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!


here u go:33 sorry that its countryhuman i still love countryhuman-

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