yellow: THERE.RIGHT.THERE! look at that tan well tented skin. look at the killer shape he's in. look at that slightly stubbly chin! oh please he's gay! totally gay!
tsc: im not about to celebrate every trait to indicate. the totally straight expatriate. this guy's not gay! i say not gay!
everybody: that is the elephant in the room.. well is it relevant to assume. that a man who wears perfume is automatically, radically gay!
blue: but look at his cuoffed and crispy locks!
red: look at his silk translucent sock!
tsc: there the external paradox look what we're seeing!
red:what are we seeing?
tsc: is he gaaay!-
yellow: of course he's gay!
tsc: or european!
everybody except tsc:.....ooooohh
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everybody:gay..or european?....its hard to gurantee. is HE gay or european?
tco: well, dont look at me!
yellow: you see they bring their boys up different, in those charming foreign parts. they play peculiar sports, in shiny shirts and tiny shorts!
everybody: gay or foreign fella? the answer could take weeks! they both say things like "ciao bella!" while they kiss you on both cheeks
yellow: oh please!
everybody: gay or european? so many shades of greey!!
blue: depending on the time of day! the french go either way??
everybody: is he gay or european? or-
tdl: THERE . RIGHT . THERE!! LOOK AT CONDESCENDING SMIRK! SEE IT ON EVERY GUYS ON WORK! (even tho tdl doesnt work ) THAT IS A METRO HETRO JERK!!!... THAT GUYS NOT GAY I SAY NO WAY!
everybody: that is the elephant in the room! well it is relevant to pressum! thats a HOTTIE in that costume!
red:is automatically radically!
blue: ironacalliy cronically!-
yellow: certanly pertin'tly-
tsc: genetically medically-
everybody: GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY, GAY ,GA-
green watching anime peacefully that only has girls in it
everybody: DAMN IT!........gay or european?
king: so stylish and relaxed!
everybody:is he gay or european?
tco:i think his chest is waxed..
red: but they bring their boys up! its culturally diverse! its not a fashion curse!
everybody: if he wears a kilt or bears a purse!...gay or just exotic?
yellow: i still cant crack the code!!
red: yet his accent is hypnotic!.. but hes shoes are pointy toed :/
everybody: huh?.... gay or european? so many shades of greey!
random straight stick: but if he turns out straight im at eight on saturday~ <3
everybody:is HE gay or european?, GAY OR EUROPEAN??! GAY OR EURO-
yellow: wait a minute! give me a chance to crack this guy, i have an idea i'd like to try
king: the floor is yours!
yellow: so green this alleged affair with (idk) has been going on for...?
green: 2 years
yellow: and ur first name again is?
green: GREEN!
yellow: and your boyfriends name is...?
green: purple
everybody: 'gasp'
green: im sorry i misunderstand you say 'boyfriend' i thought you say bestfriend!
green: purple is my....BEST FRIEND :>
purple who get inside the room by breaking the door
purple: YOU BASTARD!
purple: YOU LYING BASTARD!!
purple: THAT'S . IT!!!
purple: I NO COVER FOR YOU, NO MORE!
purple: PEOPLES I HAVE A BIG ANOUNCEMENT!....this man is GAY AND EUROPEAN!!
everybody: WOAH!
purple: and neither is disgrace!
everybody: oh!
purple: you've got to stop, you're being a complete closet case!
everybody: D'OH!!!
purple: its me, not her he's seeing! no matter what he say!
purple: i swear he never ever ever, swing the other way!
purple: YOU ARE SO GAY! YOU BIG PARFAIT! YOU FLAMING BOY BAND CABARET!
green: IM STRAIGHT!
purple: you were not yesterday~ *shows a bite mark that has green marks in it*
purple: so if i may, im proud to say! HIS GAAAY~!!
everybody: AND EUROPEAN!
purple: HIS GAAAAY~!!!!
everybody: AND EUROPEAN!!
evrybody + purple: HIS GAAAY AND EUROPEAN!!
green: FINE, OK IM GAY!!!
everybody + purple:HOOORAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!
here u go:33 sorry that its countryhuman i still love countryhuman-
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