purple: your not ascending to god hood! your just dehydrated!
navy: out of my way gay boy! im about to liberate my divine self from this mortal shell!
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navy: MAN FUCK YOU! YOU BITCH!
king: yo momma
navy: YO MOMMA YO BALDED ASS
king: aaaa you mad
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green: your honor your evidence was found-
yellow: objection lack of evidence
green:...
yellow:....
green: objection lack of BITCHES
yellow: objection lack of FATHER
green: objection lack of HAIRLINE
yellow: objection lack of STILL ASS WIG
green: OBJECTION-
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green: *sees someone shipping purple with him (green)*
green: light work no reaction...
green: *sees someone making NSFW of purple with him (green)*
green: light work no reaction
purple in the background: wtf??
green: *sees someone shipping purple with other sticks*
green: OH OH OK,ITS GOT A LITTLE KICK. OHH
A FEW MINUTES LATER
green hugging his smol bf (purple)
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purple: i-im bisexual
tsc: YOUR gay?
orchid: your gay? *says it in a sassy way cus shes proud lmao*
king and navy: YOUR one of them queers? * #havingthreeparentsiscool
yellow and red: ngh ur girly pop!
rueben: wooh?!
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purple: im hungry
navy: so?!
purple: grilled cheese-
navy: wha?
purple: grill me a cheese
navy: IM NOT GRILLING YOU A CHEESE?!
*purple cries intensely*
navy: wha- ........ OH FOR GOD SAKE (scared that orchid will find out that he made purple cry)
yes navy made grilled cheeze for purple
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king: *sighs* sorry im late!....i was......doing things...
navy's footsteps being loud AS FUCK
*navy slams the door*
navy: *breathing intensely* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
king:......push is such a strong word.... i prefer to call it.. a giving you a little nudge!
navy: OH I'LL GIVE U A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YO ASS!
(THIS IS NOT A SHIP!)
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green: u should be addicted to 'shutting the fuck up'
purple: ha ha! u wanna kiss me sooo bad it makes u looks stupid!
green: so what if i do?
they looked at each other while green is smirking purple opening his mouth cus of what green said (purples in shock and also blushing too-)
(THIS IS A SHIP!)
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blue: wait whats wrong with u?
green: im in loooove!
blue: with whoo?~
green: the king of all the villages~!
blue: but didnt he betray us?
green: wha!
greens heart shattered
green: that is just the past! stop trying to ruining it!
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green: listen yo-you have to put some on the line..because right now you guys lost!
purple: alright! how about this?...how about...look...if we lose...i'll kiss green..
the color gang trying not to laugh while tco,tdl,victim and king looking at green
green: i-i'll do it right now! i dont care!
blue: then do it lets see!
green: alright!
green kissing purple
the others: *gasp*
king: wha you wahasdhaiidugcfirfgceg (somebody send him to the nursing home hes broken and old)
yellow: wha-
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me: everybody is so creati-
also me: *sees the avm/ava art from twitter/X*
me:........
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pink: my pronouns are U.S.A!
*eagle noises*
king: my pronouns are U.S.A how about it huh?
*more eagle noise*
navy: MY PRONOUNS ARE KISS MY ASS!
*eagle noise*
gold and purple: OUR PRONOUNS KISS MY ASS!!!
pink: WHO TOLD THE CHILDREN TO SWEAR!!
everybody looks at navy
pink: OH COME BACK HERE YOU- *gets sandal*
navy: OH SHIT ITS THE SANDAL!
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