am i falling for my brothers friend?

ejaculation

i woke up to the sound of stuff shuffling around in my room, my eyes flutter open and i see andrew, my brothers bestfriend in my room "andrew what the fuck, go perv on someone else you weirdo get out." andrew was such a perv i don't even get how nick can be friends with someone like him. he rushes out the door and mutters to his self.
i get dressed in my same outfit i always wear to school, jeans with a simple black top nothing weird.

" as puberty begins hormones are released and the sexual organs begin to change, uterus is the centre of female reproductive activity." the lady in the sex ed video was blabbering about. "the uterus? I thought girls had vaginas." andrew whispers to my brother considering he's a perv he's really uneducated. "I thought that too, but I guess they don't" "maybe vagina is like slang?" i never knew a more dumb, uneducated pair, unless it's jay. he can beat a year 5 at being dumb. " How come all these videos puberty for boys like the miracle of ejaculation and for girls were just a yarn ball of aching tubes?" jessi speaks up, she's a feminist. she's really smart unlike everyone else. "ew that's gross!" nick whines "yeah, exactly that's why we need equal pay." "my dad says when you take into account maternity leave, you do get equal pay" jay speaks up, the idiotic words roll off his tongue and scratch my brain. "you're dads a scumbag DUI attorney." i but into the convo, "yeah and he makes bank." i roll my eyes at him "too bad he can't afford tweezers for that unibrow" matthew says singing the word unibrown "SHUT UP MATTHEW!" jay stands up and yells before sitting down, i laugh at his anger, it's funny to see jay annoyed over something so silly.

"am I a lucky guy or what I've got this beautiful family of a gorgeous home, the sounds of Duke Ellington a great African-American American. andrew, did you know that Duke Ellington died in this house?" "i did dr birch, this house has rhythm." andrew was staying over for the full week. the full. fucking. week. "right, What can I say I love cocktail facts but I also love this woman. not only did she prepare a fantastic meal and birth four beautiful children." judd grunts as he struggles to use a fork like a normal human. "no drugs" dad mentions. "oh please, nick and anya slipped right out of me" mom says "mom andrew's here" nick and i say in unison, "guys he's family, anyways he shouldn't be afraid of a vagina." awkward. "okay can we be excused?" nick says awkwardly "once you pay the snuggle tax" mom pulls her arms out and hugs nick.

i follow nick and andrew up to nicks room to hang out with them, by force. "from the corner!" nick yells jumping his little legs and makes a shot. "hey so this like dance on friday i think im not gonna go." andrew says with a low tone "oh please yes you are" "im not gonna ask a girl. i don't need that kind of rejection." i giggle at his words "we're gonna go as a group, me you, jessi and jay" "nick, if jays going can i go?" both nick and andrew look at me "why would it matter if jays going" andrew gets up in everyone's fucking business, "he's funny? and i'd never miss a chance to see jay try make a move on some girl and fail." they both give a look but agree to let me go, "anyway, jays been bragging that he's gonna get fingered at the dance" i pull a confused face "what?" "he's gonna get fingered" "okay first of all, i think he's got that wrong,either that or you have grossly misquoted him, and jay hasn't even kissed a girl I guarantee it. none of us have. You know not with tongue anyway" "of course, cause when you kiss a girl to make it official.." "there's gonna be tongue" "major tongue" i smile and roll my eyes at the fact these boys don't know anything, i don't either but i got a hormone monster or whatever she said she was, and she's the fucking best. "you wanna flick your tongue around" "ideally" "and you really want to get your tongue underneath hers too" "yeah, you wanna get in there like a Claritin to just dissolve" i get up and go to my own room, hearing my brother and his perverted little mate talk about frenching a girl grosses me out and isn't a good thing.

next day, we dropped andrew off nick said he saw andrew's dick which was so fucking funny because now he doesn't wanna talk to andrew out of embarrassment. i'm excited about the dance and i won't even lie i can't wait. while i was with nick as he was blabbering about his day to duke Ellington, his ghost? tf he said he got all delusional and saw dicks playing basketball? and he started mention andrew's dick again, like he's fucking gay. of course nothing wrong with that, but whats he doing mentioned it to everyone? nick was going to ask out the hottest girl, like he could ever get a girl.

i was stood with jessi, jay and andrew, jay was preforming a magic trick. i won't lie hes good at magic, "um hey guys, i just wanted to remind you, the themes of the dance is 'a night in ancient mesopotamia" miss says to us, like we care. "we're gonna put the social back in social studies." "missy do you mind, im doing a magic trick" jays kinda hot when he yells, just then my monster comes out of a locker. "how you doing sugar, has someone got a thing for jay" "what no? how would you even. no!" "oh honey i'm your hormone monster i know everything your feeling." "i love magic it's like juggling, but it's definitely more confrontational that's for sure." missy says and i wave my monster goodbye telling her to leave "go, and i don't like jay okay? it's just kinda hot when he yells" she poofs away. " yeah it's like one person playing cards that you" jessi says annoying jay, "okay guys shut up. okay anyways, i think i have something in my mouth" jay reaches his hand down his throat and pulls out a card, " wow, jay, I could hardly tell that you had the card palmed in your hand when you reached into your mouth" missy says and i burst out laughing, as she ruined the magic trick. "damn it missy!" jay says upset " if it's any consolation, I literally never gave a shit about this from the beginning so." jessi says and jay throws his card down "you guys are the fucking worst." "it doesn't get any cooler when you get like really angry jay" i say, even though i think he suits angry. nick comes through the doors of school and looks around, "woah what the hell is he doing?" andrew speaks up after being non talkative the whole time, "hello! nicks going to talk to the eight graders." matthew says, i love matthew he's like your gay bestfriend he gets everyone, im really good mates with him. "my god he's got that brian grazer bravery, he's a petite, but he'll talk to anyone" "oh no, those girls are going to eat him alive." jessi says, worried i think? "and than barf him out because they're bulimic" i say after her "you're fucking funny, anyas funny!" matthew links arms with me. "huh, i kinda thought we were going to the dance as a group" jessi says sad and jealous, "hey guys." nick says and we all just look at him, " what the hell, you asked Olivia to the dance?" andrew says "yeah what's the big deal?" "you said you were going with us? you even let anya go because she wanted to see jay." andrew completely messed my words up "okay no-" i get cut off by nicks big ass lips "yeah but i mean it's not like we had definitive plans" "that's bullshit!" "andrew dial it down, everybody and see your feelings." jessi says to him, "yeah you're acting kinda weird." "i'm not acting weird, you're acting weird." he says, "dude i'm allowed to go to the dance with whoever I want, it's not like you're my girlfriend or something." i laugh. "fuck you" and then everyone gasps around us "fight fight! worldstar!" i pat jays head, "oh babe if you think nicks gonna fight you got another thing coming" andrew walks off and so does nick. jay coughs, "i got a card stuck in my windpipe" i slap his back and jessi does too, "was that your card?" a card comes flying out his mouth onto the floor. i smirk at jessi and we both say "nope." "oh come on!"

next morning me and nick are brushing our teeth and duke comes out the floor talking to nick, when was this shit normal? todays the night of the dance and i had a dress picked out by our older sister leah.

andrew was talking to missy, more flirting i think? i wouldn't know it was a nerd flirting type i wouldn't understand. jay walks up to lola and devin which sorta makes me jealous? for some reason. he says something to the girls and blows fire which makes lola burst into yelling at him. "i am not a psycho!" i hear jay yell before talking to andrew, i walk over and all i hear is "id love to throw my butt in the ring" from jay "alright what the fuck did i walk into?" i say "i don't like going to your house." "oh no i promise my brothers aren't gonna make you shit in the little box again" right then.. andrew looks at nick before he goes to jessi. "holy shit olivia's hot, i'm gonna pump my pillow full of jay jizz later thinking about it." "she's not hot she's all makeup, and, and she's not worth it jay." i say out of nowhere all defensive. "oh poor nick he's confusing the food pyramid with the food chain" andrew goes to talk to him before missy gets in the way. everyone's dancing and im just sat with jay. he actually wasn't bad looking, funny, and he knew magic. even though he was not the best. he was still a good friend. i smile at him and scoot closer. suddenly nick and andrew burst through the door. " Nick Andrew, your friends again , nicks pants are gone, what the fuck is going on?" matthew says "well matthew, integrate night in ancient mesopotamia," "boring! nick we heard you kissed jessi in the hallway" "jessi, uh. and i would appreciate if you respect our privacy at this time" nick says "sounds like he fingered her! join us tomorrow when we fight out coach steve likes in a joke of an apartment near the airport."