That Girl is a Witch - Lab Rats

Quotes

Davenport: Tasha is looking at us. Act natural.

Adam: Bionics, bionics,

Kitty: Training, training.

Chase: Genius, genius.

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Chase: We're worried about you, Nate.

Nate: You're worried about me?

Leo: We're worried that you're not going to make it.

Nate: Make it to what?

Kitty: Just in general, because you don't take care of yourself.

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Chase: She's funny, beautiful, smart...

Bree: Can't be too smart if she went out with you.

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Kitty: I should be mad, but I'm mildly attracted to you right now.

Chase: Just mildly? Hey. Now I'm getting mad.

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Davenport: You know, it wouldn't kill you to talk to your father once in a while.

Kitty: We don't know that.

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Nate: When I was your age, I— wait, I can't tell that story. It's wildly inappropriate. Which, oddly enough, is my point. Don't you want wildy inappropriate stories that you can't tell your children?

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Leo: So, that coven leader, he's pretty powerful.

Nate: (gesturing to him, Kitty and Wyatt) Yes, but not as powerful as we are.

Davenport: Debatable.

Kitty: Actually, no, it's not.

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Nate: And you know, looks can only get a girl so far, these days—

Kitty: I'm not taking feminist tips from a guy that just used his tongue to get secrets out of a coat check girl.

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Kitty: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Wyatt: Believe me, I've thought about it.

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Kitty: Maybe if we set this on fire—

Davenport: No, yeah, that's a no.

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Leo: You look so pretty today I forgot how bad your personality is.

Quinn: Aw, thanks, Leo.

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Quinn: Nice work.

Adam: Thanks mom. Why is everyone staring at me?

Kitty: You just called Quinn 'mom'. You said 'thanks mom'.

Adam: What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!

Quinn: Do you see me as a mother figure Adam?

Adam: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure cause you're always bothering me.

Chase: Hey! Show your mother some respect!

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Wyatt: You think I like living with you? You have centipedes living under your bed!

Nate: Those weren't centipedes.

Wyatt: You've named both of your testicles, and they're both called Sharon!

Nate: Yeah, so what?

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Emma: We all know my job her is to look hot.

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Kitty: Don't worry, Leo. Things always look worst right before there's good news.

Nate: (running around frantically) TERRIBLE NEWS! TERRIBLE NEWS!

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Kitty: Are you drunk?

Nate: I don't know, Mom, am I?

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Leo: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Emma: I need you to be less vague and less weird.

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Leo: Do I look like a killer to you?

Emma: Yes, you kill my patience.

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Adam (looking at Wyatt through binoculars): When'd Wyatt get so hairy?

Leo: Right? I keep telling him to tame that jungle, but he claims the ladies dig it.

Bree: Let me see.

Adam: ....

Leo: ...

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Davenport: Now, let's say you haven't eaten for days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich, what do you do?

Kitty: I walk over to Tasha and ask her to make me a sandwich.

Davenport: Okay, yes, but Tasha's not here.

Kitty: Where's Tasha?

Davenport: It's not important where she  is. She left the country.

Kitty: She left the country? Why? Is she okay?

Davenport: Yes, she's fine.

Kitty: Well, if she's fine, I don't see why she can't make me a sandwich.

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Wyatt: You and Adam are cute. I'll put you in a boat.

Emma: You'll put us in a what?

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Leo: You know, Emma, there's a special place in hell reserved for people like you.

Emma: That's good, because I'd hate to have to stand in line.

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Emma: I burnt myself this morning with a curling iron.

Bree: The trick is to use the curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from getting burnt.

Quinn: ....No.