"f-ck you!"
a loud and sharp voice woke yoongi up from his undecided nap.
"no! f-ck you!"
yoongi looked around, having a short pause before looking at the other direction. his vision was blurry and he fought to open his eyes fully. he kept his head straight and waited for his vision to return. in the process, he was able to see the two people sitting on the ground in front of him. their backs were facing him.
it was taehyung and jimin, playing video games on their console.
"i wanna play games too!"
yoongi heard a high pitched, pleading voice and he instantly recognized who it was.
jeongguk, who was sitting on the ground just a little far to their right.
"no! do your homework first kiddo," jimin replied, his attention on the screen and fingers pressing on the buttons of his controller.
jeongguk pouts, "that's unfair! i have been studying since morning and all you guys do is play videos and not even invite me!!" he complaint.
"yeah, because we are older than you and we have more responsibilities than you. more responsibilities equal more screen time," taehyung replied, who was too engrossed on the screen.
jeongguk makes a grumpy face, "yeah, right! i'll ask hyung to punish both of you! after all, i am the youngest brother," he does a hair flip with his non existent long hair.
"NAMJOON THE F-CK MAN?!"
yoongi flinched in his place and immediately turned his neck back to see what had happened.
it was hoseok and namjoon, in the kitchen. it seemed like they were cooking something.
"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU CUT ONIONS!!" hoseok shouted again, he pointed at the heart shaped onions, which namjoon had just cut, using his both hands. his eyes widened and looking at him.
"God, can you stop screaming? and using cookie cutters is way easier!!" namjoon's tone changed from serious into a whining one when he said the second sentence.
"this is how we cut them! God, now i get it why hyung never chose you as his partner in the kitchen, you suck!" hoseok said as he properly and perfectly cut an onion.
"hey! that's not true!" namjoon replied, clearly offended, "hyung, doesn't want me to waste my amazing talent on some basic dishes made for basic people," he said, his tone sassy and moody.
"oh God!" hoseok said as he leaned against the kitchen counter using both of his palms, his head down and his hair hanging, "you should really stick with calculus and geometry, like jeongguk. the kitchen is not your place,"
"hey! how dare you!?" namjoon said, clearly offended.
yoongi understood what was happening in the household. taehyung and jimin were playing video games, jeongguk was doing his homework and was dying to be with taehyung and jimin as he thinks they were cool and hoseok was teaching namjoon how to cook.
lastly, yoongi was given the task to watch his 5 brothers as the oldest one knew, they won't be having a house if these 5 were left alone.
another normal night.
yoongi turned his head around and fell back. his arms crossed. legs on the sofa. eyes closed. he was planning of going back to sleep until he was woken up by a soft yet annoying voice.
"yoongi hyung,"
yoongi opened his eyes and saw jeongguk, who was awkwardly too close to his face.
"woah!" yoongi fell back, not expecting to see that.
