His Highness

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Luke walked out of the elevator to his apartment, taking the keys to unlock the door from his bag

He inserts the key to the keyhole and turns it, then notices the door is opened he enters his home

He sees his 2 closest friends, namely Athena and Thanos, in his house. Athena was coming out of the kitchen with a bowl filled with grapes, and Thanos was watching TV

"The fuck are you guys doing here." He asks them confused as to why they where at his apartment and how they got in his apartment

"Ouch is that how your mother told you to talk to your guest." Thanos judged "Bubba daddy's home." Athena said in a playful baby voice "And I think his angry at us." She continued

Thanos laughed at his sisters act "Your so fucking stupid." Luke answered tired of Athena she knew how uncomfortable Luke was with people that did those types of voice after her had to endure it from his annoying ex girlfriend

"But for real how did you guys get here I never gave you the key to my house." He questioned curiously "Stole it from your bitchy ex the time she stayed at your house claiming it was her right to stay here as much as it was yours." Athena answered "Your such a dumbass what did you even see in her apart from her boobs."She questioned

"I don't know okay you ask me this everytime we meet if your so interested in her you can have her all you want." He left the living room and went to his room to change out of his work cloths

"Hey don't play to much okay I do not like her i just think she's hot and for the last time I am not lesbian." Athena said convincing noone in the room with her last statement

"Yes you just hook up with girls for fun."Thanos challenged her words "You fool it was once and she was not trans back then okay she was still male stop using this against me bubba."

The siblings continue to argue not noticing that their friend had left the room "You know what let's ask Luke what he thinks." She concluded "Luke what do you th-." She stopped talking when she looked around and did not see him

"Where did he go to?" Thanos said asking no one "Daddy where are youu !!!?" Athena dramatically screamed after she thought in her mind that he probably went to change his clothes but still shouted to piss her brother of

"Can you shut the fuck up."

"No thank you I refuse your offer." She smiled knowing her antics were successful

Meanwhile Luke was in his room he had already changed his clothes to something more homely and about to leave his room when he saw something that caught his eyes

It was a paper that his ex girlfriend Piper wrote for him to read 6 months into their 4 year relationship he chuckled thinking about the memory of the encounter

3 YEARS AND 8 MONTHS AGO

"So why did you call me to meet you here." Luke asked his new girlfriend "Listen Lukey bear I like you alot maybe even love you who knows." She said in a really annoying baby voice that Luke hated "But if you want to be with me you have to complie with my requirements." She gave Luke a paper that had a bunch of thing she expected him to do I the relationship

As Luke saw the paper his eyes widened with shock

YOU ARE NOT TO HAVE FEMALE FRIENDS UNLESS THEY ARE ATTRACTED GIRLS

WHEN WE GO OUT YOU ARE EXPECTED TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING MY ITEMS AND PURCHASES INCLUDED

I AM ALLOWED TO GO TO ANYWHERE AND WITH ANYBODY I WANT