Evan Ciao a pre-teen boy has found himself at a unrecognisable location, but soon realise that he's in hell and has met a crew that is unique, but what danger and adventures awaits our boy?
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Evan was at the couchexhausted from cleaning the whole office all on his own, since Blitzø and MnM were on a mission right now
Loona was sitting on her desk while reading a magazine of Verosika Mayday, and it was about "binge drinking is sexy"
She then drank a bottle of cheap booze till it was empty, then she set it down on top of the Grimoire's page that activated the spell to open the portal
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There was a demonic symbol on the page that started glowing suddenly a portal appeared in front of the couch where Evan was laid on
He jumped up in surprise when he heard a chainsaw, then a tree fell through the portal and a human head with blood that made a big mess
Mox jumped out the tree leaves holding a chainsaw, Blitzø walks in the office holding an axe, then Millie crab walked in with an axe in her mouth
Eren: 'ugh the fuck!, we just finished cleaning!'
Blitzø: woo! That was a fuck ton of lumber jacks!
Millie: *screams happily* im still so jax up! *broke the axe*
Mox: well you better stay *throws the chainsaw away* jacked babe, cuz guess where im taking you tonight
Eren: 'jesus! The chainsaw is still on and now it's fucking stuck in the wall!'
Evan: *sigh* back to cleaning.. again...
Blitzø: don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie, besides drinks are on me tonight, let's hit up the new dive down the street
Mox: actually sir it's our one-year marriage anniversary, so im taking Millie.. to Ozzie's in the Lust ring!
Millie: *sparkles in her eyes* Ozzie's!?, no way that place is always booked!
Mox: yeah well i've been planning it for quite a while
Millie: *jumps into his arms* Moxxie! *Big kiss on his cheek before sexually making out*
Blitzø: ugh, ca-can you two not?
Mox: *panting* im sorry sir, maybe another time?
Blitzø: no it's fine i can come with the two of you, help celebrate your boring ass fuck monogamy
Mox: uh no the reservation is for us
Blitzø: uh-huh!
Mox: just us
Blitzø: mhm!
Mox: without you there, EX-explicitly without you there
Blitzø: i'll wear something nice it's a big deal after all *tightly hugged them* see you love bugs later! *Whistling*
