Episode 5: First spring Broken part 1

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Evan and the rest of the gang were inside the I.M.P van, Blitzø then played a loud rock song in the radio,"i love this song!" Evan and Moxxie both covered their ears from the loud rock

Blitzø terribly sings along to the music, Millie then lowered the window and sticks her head out, then they drove into a parki- "what in the unholy shit!"

Suddenly a pink car drove in Blitzø's parking space that, he then swirls the steering wheel a d steps on the breaks as the tires screeches and stops, Blitzø then turned off the radio

"Oh! You suck for life do ya!" Blitzø said and pulls out a megaphone and goes to Loona's window to shout at the pink cars driver

Blitzø: listen up you unoriginal pink fucked up!, you have 3 goddamn minutes! To get your dick out that parking spot you a- oh shit, Verosika

Blitzø: listen up you unoriginal pink fucked up!, you have 3 goddamn minutes! To get your dick out that parking spot you a- oh shit, Verosika

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Verosika: *pops bubble gum* Blitzo

Blitzø: i should have known you'd be here, i could smell fish for miles which is odd because i believe the nearest ocean is- *falls out the car* three rings down!

Verosika: and i should have known you'd be here when i heard the amber alerts

Blitzø: oh yeah?, im surprised to let you your fat ass out of rehab, i can see you're a drunken whore clutching onto that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in hell!

Verosika: they let me out because im still famous and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups *drinks bottle* so you're sister says hi

Blitzø: why are you parking here?, this is the only parking spot my company has, so take you tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: actually prick it has my name on it, im doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building, they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break

Blitzø: a week!?, no, no you are not parking here for a fucking week!

Verosika: oh you mad Blitzo?, you gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car

Verosika, Blitzø: and run three races around and max my/you're creditcards on shitty horse ridden lessons!

Blitzø: goddamn it whore you will not let that go!

Verosika: choke on a sandpaper cock *flips him off"

Blitzø: hold on!, you better move that pussy wagon right now or im gonna+

Vortex: *growls* you'll what?

Vortex: *growls* you'll what?

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