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by Stridertastic

by Stridertastic

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

EB: hey Karkat!
EB: wanna come to my Christmas party later?
CG: LIKE I'D WANT TO ATTEND A FESTIVITY CELEBRATING A FAT MAN WITH A SACK BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE
CG: IN OTHER WORDS
CG: NO
EB: awwwwww, come on!
CG: DOES THE WORD "NO" POSE ANY IMPORTANCE TO YOU
EB: I just wanna know why you don't wanna come!
CG: YOUR FEEBLE EXCUSES FOR PARTIES ARE NO COMPARISON TO PARTIES ON ALTERNIA
CG: IN OTHER WORDS
CG: THEY'RE BORING
EB: nepeta's gonna be there~
CG: WHAT DOES NEPETA HAVE TO DO WITH IT
EB: come on kar
EB: we all know you like her
CG: PFF NO
EB: ha! denial proves it!
CG: FUCK OFF EGBERT
EB: not until you say yes
CG: UGH FINE
CG: I'LL COME TO THE PARTY
EB: yay!!!
EB: see you at 8!

-- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

CG: FUCKASS