WARNING: this chapter contains a lot of swearing, please be advised.
It was super early in the morning, Mallory, Milo and Ferb were awake, and their humans were asleep.
Mallory: "pspspspspp guysysysys guys guys guys LISTEN TO ME FERB AND MILO HIII HEYYY HELOOOO"
Milo and Ferb were busy grooming their paws.
Mallory: "FATTY. CROSS EYED DEMON. LISTEN TO MEMEMMEME"
Ferb: "What." He hissed.
Mallory: "wanna go see whats in the forest"
Ferb: "I'll do anything to get you to shut the fuck up."
Milo: "NOOOO i heard they eat fat cats for breakfast 😓😓😓"
Mallory: "dont be a pussy"
Milo: "..we're all pussies..?"
[At the borders of the two-leg dens and the forests]
"ok gays lets go 🔥🔥" Mallory mewed happily, pouncing over the fence.
Milo and Ferb hesitantly followed behind.
As they walked past many trees, they came to.. a lot of sugarcane? It smelled sweet.. hmm..
Milo: "im hungry and it smells sweet can we-"
Mallory and Ferb: "Shut up, fatass."
Mallory: "but also sure lets go"
Ferb: "You know, they say that curiosity killed the cat."
Mallory: "shut it, demon"
..........
"Bitch."
"okay im female but i am NOT a dog"
Anyways, as they snuck into the sugarcane farms.. they saw a lot of colorful cats with heart shaped spots all over their pelts.
Milo: GASP. "Aren't those the wild cats?"
Ferb: "no shit, fatty"
Mallory: "im gonna go say hi because they look nice"
Ferb: "cool dont come back"
Mallory casually trotted into camp.
Mallory: "hhihihihi"
Berrystar: "Oh, hello there! What brings you here?"
Mallory: "i ventured away from two-leg dens because i got bored. my two brothers came with me but they're both scaredy-cats"
Ferb: beating up the fatty (milo)
Milo: being beat up by a cross-eyed demon who clawed its way out of hell (ferb)
Mallory: "BOYS GET THE FUCK OVER HERE"
Kits that were in the camp looked at Mallory
Lavender: "BerryStar, what does fuck mean?"
.........................
Every cat (besides the kits) burst out laughing.
(anyways)
PoppyHeart: "Hey, uh.. who's the wasichu? What about that derpy lookin' one?"
BerryStar: "Pfft, shut it, Varnum, I'm talkin."
PoppyHeart: "Whatever you say, Custer."
BerryStar looked back at Mallory.
"You're welcome to come here whenever you like. Thanks for visiting!" BerryStar said, brushing their tail against Mallory affectionately.
