|~Lovely~| --My Hero Academia X Reader Oneshots

-INCORRECT QUOTES-

Denki: Should I get my glasses...or?

Sero: Oh, no, no, no. This isn't an eye test.

Sero: It's a gay test.

Sero: alright, momo, or midoriya? 

Denki: uh... momo?

Sero: interesting. Alright.

Sero: mina or Todoroki?

Denki: gasps

Sero: smirks todoroki, right?

Denki: maybe I am gay?

bakugo: gasps oh my god, look! They have girl skateboards! You can skate now!

Jiro: gasps louder oh my god, look! They have gay skateboards! You can skate now!

Bakugo: oh my god!

Jiro: we're f—--g set!

baku/jiro: does weird handshake

Aizawa: Biology says you are 7 percent blood. Chemistry says you are 70 percent water. And physics says you are 99.999 percent empty space. But i think you are 101 percent STUPID!

Deku/baku: flinches

deku: do you ever walk into a room and forget what you went in there for?

Toga: stabs

deku: oh! That's right! I was being chased by a serial killer!

Baku: mom, can we stop and get some food?

Mitsuki: no, we have food at home.

Baku: stims

Kiri: tries to sneakily poke baku's hair

Baku: what the hell are you doing?

Kiri: uh-

Baku: if you wanted to touch my hair you could've just asked.

Kiri: but would you have said yes?

Baku: pfft no-