The nicknames:
Angry and cute shortie🐰= Scaramouche
emo baddy👹= Xiao
Sword boy💎= Aether
Material gurl💅= Lunime
Emergency food🍱= Paimon
That one beer Drunk Archon= Venti
Albedo ass🍑= Kaeya
Ginger Harbinger🦊= Childe
Handsome and cute master👀=Diluc
Archon moms Aunt🌳=Nahida
Honkai Star Trial or Rail🌠= Heizou
White hair old man 🧓= Kazhua
#1 daddy= Zhongli
Sugar Mommy= Raiden Shougun
Stfu I am #1 Archon= Ferina
Calm looking boy but bad boy😳= Neuvilliate
Baddy Black hair=Wrilliote, I forgot his name-
The Genshin Impact Chat
-Everyone is onine-
That one beer Drunk Archon: hi beautiguls~ hwo arw yuw?~
Angry and cute shortie🐰: WTF
Material gurl💅: @Sword boy💎 brother, your Archon is drunk again😃
Sword boy💎: Venti get your ass off from this chat😠
Emergency food🍱: how can this "hehe" be an Wind Archon?!
Sugar Mommy : What is happening here?
emo baddy👹: Why is this Bitch drunk Archon chatting here?
That one beer drunk Archon : oH~ iTs sCh bEuTfuL Dy😠
#1 daddy : Why am I even here
-----@#1 daddy went offline-----
emo baddy👹 : @Sword boy💎 your babe even misunderstood the emoji-
Sword boy💎 : You know what..? I am outta here
-----@Sword boy💎 went offline-----
Angry and cute shortie🐰 : Someone make this bitch out of this CHAT!
Material gurl💅 : Aether is screaming and shouting to his room
Ginger Harbinger🦊 : No one asked you btw
Material Gurl💅 : No one was telling you
Honkai Star Trail or Rail🌠 : Tadowwww~
White hair old man🧓 : stfu you modern boy
Stfu I am #1 Archon : Guys! You said that we are going to have a Archon meeting today!
Angry and cute shortie🐰 : Girl, this is not your "Archon Chat"
Stfu I am #1 Archon : Excuse me, Is this the way you should talk to your God's?!
Archons mom Aunt🌳 : Ferina I am so sorry for my son behavior
Sugar Mommy : Excuse me, he is my son
Material Gurl💅 : Scara is also my boy
emo baddy👹 : @Material Gurl💅 Pookie is my boy
Emergency food🍱 : Wtf is that name
emo baddy👹 : Stfu you floating emergency food, you are just jealous that you don't have a bf
Emergency food🍱 : Who even created this "Emergency food🍱" name to me
Material Gurl💅 : your Master did that
emo baddy👹 : now who is Paimon Master?
Emergency food🍱 : she is telling that Aether is my master but he is not master!
emo baddy👹 : bruh💀
Archons Moms Aunt🌳 : Stfu Raiden, Scara is my Son
Sugar Mommy : Who is Scara? Anyways Kunikuzushi is my son
Archons Moms Aunt🌳 : but you threw Scara like an garbage in a trash
Sugar Mommy : WHO THE FUCK IS SCARA?! anyways Kuni is my son
Stfu I am #1 Archon : bruh- oi purple light Archon, you don't even know your son name also
Sugar Mommy : Stfu you Short ugly Archon, When one Tall and beautiful girl and one Shortie looking kind but is evil are talking the other shortie who has came from an Trash shouldn't talk
Stfu I am #1 Archon : you know what, I am done, They said that eating watermelon will grow your height but it didn't work,
-----@Stfu I am #1 Archon went offline-----
Ginger Harbinger🦊 : Wow...that escalated quickly
Albedo Ass🍑 : Did I miss something?
Handsome and cute master👀 : Who the fuvk named this name?!
Ginger Harbinger🦊 : I did 😊 isn't it's cute babe
-----@Handsome and cute master👀 went offline-----
Angry and cute Shortie🐰 : BAHAHAHAHA
Albedo ass🍑 : oh my~ I think Sir Diluc is angry right now~
Ginger Harbinger🦊 : I am coming to your house in 5 minutes
-----@Ginger Harbinger🦊 went offline-----
Albedo ass🍑 : But Diluc has went to your house to kill you
Honkai star Trial or Strial🌠 : Ah ha!... Now it's time....
Albedo ass🍑 : what time?
White hair old Man🧓 : not again....
-----Honkai star Trial or Rail🌠 has been kicked out from Genshin Impact chat by Emergency food🍱-----
Material gurl💅 : you did a good job Paimon
emo baddy👹 : ...........
Angry and cute Shortie🐰 : POOKIE! LUNIME! AETHER SOMEBODY HELP
emo baddy👹 : POOKIE?! WHAT HAPPENED?!
material gurl💅 : UH-
-----@Sword boy💎 is online-----
Sword Boy💎 : BESTIE WHAT HAPPENED?!
angry and cute shortie🐰 : NAHIDA AND EI CAME TO MY HOUSE AND STARTED FIGHTING AND ARE GRABBING ME
Material Gurl💅 : Boy- they still fighting because of that who is your mom?!
emo baddy👹 : POOKIE I AM ON MY WAY!
-----@emo baddy👹 went offline-----
Sword boy💎 : BESTIE I AM COMING WITH MY FLYING BUGGETI TO SAVE YOU
-----@sword boy💎 went offline-----
Material Gurl💅 : Do they even know that they can't beat the Archons💀
Emergency food🍱 : LUNIME HELP AETHER IS FLYING HIS BUGGETI AND I AM FEELING SICK BECAUSE OF HIS CRAZY DRIVING
Material Gurl💅 : 🗿
White hair old man🧓 : 💀
Albedo ass🍑 : Bro- something just flew from my head and I heard Paimon screaming
Material Gurl💅 : R. I. P Paimon... I will always think of how you were our Emergency food..😔
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FanficThis is an Genshin Impact chafic! Disclaimers are on the chapters only Ship: Xiaoscara Childe x Diluc Albedo x Kaeya Venti x Aether This is an au were Lunime is with Aether: Lunime is single-
