Lucifer came in the hotel, Charlie and the others greeted Lucifer but Alastor was annoyed, his eye was twitching.
*time skip to a few mins*
"So thats why she called it the hazbin hotel!" lucifer exclaimed
"Haha! It was actually my idea" Alastor replied
"Haha! It wasn't very clever" Lucifer replied
"Haha! Fuck you" Alastor replied
*timeskip to the hells greatest dad*
(Lucifer)
"Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp"
*puppets spawn smth*
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
"Oh, with the punch of a pentagram"
"I wap-bam-boom, alakazam"
"Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb"
"But you get the family rate!" (thanks dad!)
"Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow)"
"Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte"
"I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref"
"Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!"
(Al's turn)
"Who's been here since day one?"
"Who's been faithful as a nun?"
"Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?"
"Your executive producer?" (That's true!)
"I'm your guy, your day-to-day"
"Your chum, your steadfast hotelier"
"Remember when I fixed that clog today?"
Nifty: "I was stuck, thank you sir!" (Oh you!)
"I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond" (aw)
"You're like the child that I wish that I had" Luci:(uh, what?)
"I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned.." Luci: (hold on now!)
"It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad!" *Alastor turns his head 180 to look at Luci with an evil grin*
*Intense golden violin playing*
*intense piano playing*
*The thingy magibis*
"They say, when you're looking for assistance"
"It's smart to pick the path of least resistance!!"
(Luci's turn)
"Others say, that in your needy hour"
"There's no substitute for pure angelic power!"
"Who just happens to also be your blood"
(Alastor's turn)
"Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud"
"They say the family you choose is better" Luci: (what a bunch of losers)
"Can you butt out of my song?" Luci: (Your song? I started this!)
"I'm singing it, I'll finish it!" Luci: (Oh, you tacky piece of–)
(Mimzy's 🙄 turn) *HOW DARE YOU RUIN THE MOMENT-*
"It's me, yes it's me"
"I know you were all waiting for me"
"I'm here, what a gas"
"Took a while, but I'm present at last"
"It's me, it's me"
"Mimzy!"
Luci: "Who?"
*blahblahblah after the attack of the loansharks n shit*
Lucifer meets Alastor in Alastor's room, Alastor is listening to jazz in his radio. Lucifer pinned Alastor to the table and kissed Al's neck.
Ok my motivation went bye bye. Anyways byee
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Alastor x Lucifer
FanfictionIm not mentally sane 😃 (sorry for my bad art in the cover)
