"MY NAME IS JET FUCKING CARTER! AND I HAVE A W MOUTHPIECE!" agent screamed into his mic.
"so quick recap! basically i have a job at harmonies. on the side i'm actually pushing product. i'm making bank, i'm eating good, i have friends! but there's one problem. I USED to have bitches MADDDDD HOES, but lately the town has been dry! the only people hitting me back are bianca, georgie, and nyla and bianca is just my friend honestly so...BUT! good news is we're expecting a lot of people to come to the shop today so the huzz should be there too! you feel me?" agent explained to his chat.
playboy789: looking for hoes when you finna be on blair body is crazy
imdavisss: BLAIRRRRRR
"screaming Blair in the chat when this is ROLE PLAY and not my real life is crazy." agent said readjusting his hat. "we haven't spoken alone either guys. chill."
"no you wanting virtual pussy when the real ones on the way is crazy." low said coming in the room unexpectedly.
timothy: LMFAOOOOO
theeemprasss: he's not fr rn
aimhigh: now din...
mrBeastslefttoenail: RICK ROSS PREACHING IDK
"GUYS?!" agent gasped at his chat before turning to low and laughing.
this nigga was embarrassing him.
"the fuck are you doing here?" he asked the man who took a seat beside him in his suit.
"bored." he simply responded.
"chat don't clip that shit."
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blair sat on a multitude of pillows and towels on the floor while painting. a random summer walker playlist played faintly in the background as she responded to the voice coming through her lone AirPod.
"amber imma be honest, i'll do the video but speed? HELL NO!" the girl exclaimed while swiping grey onto the canvas to her sister/manager.
"he's not someone who you see in their videos a lot. this has nothing to do with him. i can go over the participants who will be filmed again if you need. we can go over it all day as long as your comfortable." amber reassured her over the phone.
"it's okay i remember, i was just saying. can we go back to page 2? i was unclear was this going to be a whole day shoot or if it was being split up?" blair asked blending a light blue and sea foam green together.
"yes. it'll be a three day shoot, but it won't be an all day thing. the first day is the "meeting" you know limos, black trucks, and nice outfits. it'll be at 8 and then you'll have a shoot the next day from 1 to 5:45. that's the dates. the next night will be the closing sta...i sound like a fucking lawyer." amber grumbled to her sister. blair laughed at the girl who was only older than her by 3 years.
"mama would pop you so hard for talking in front of your "client" like this." she giggled. they both laughed knowing she would.
"the third nights the last few little statements y'all have then you pick your boy. simple." amber rolled her eyes.
"i have an idea you don't even need the date to pick a boy." amber said in a singing tone.
"broooo." blair groaned. when she finally found the courage to text agent's number the night before with a simple, "hi, it's blair." she decided to take herself to YouTube and watch their group videos. with seeing the previous bachelorette videos...agent was now up against fanum and possibly chris.
duke was attractive but the uninterested nature about him happened to not be a turn on for her.
that and he was now coined as jewel's nigga.
kai was cute, but she couldn't get as high as him in energy.
and also he was now mariah's in her eyes.
davis was...awww davis...LOLLLLLLLL
my bad pimp.
besides all that though this was just a video.
"as much as i call agent the cutest, their focused on work so i can't catch actual crushes on niggas. i'm just going to use this time to have fun and make some munyun!" blair decided. amber raised a brows behind the phone because she knew how her sister got down but left it alone.
"exactly!" she said closing up the papers. "i'm gonna go get back in touch with them and tell them you accepted the offer. i'll come over tomorrow so you can sign it."
"okay then. i love you goodnight."
"i love you too."
then the call ended.
"that girl is gonna drool over that boy." amber sighed leaning back in her chair.
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"anyways, you know blair accepted the offer right?" low suddenly said while agent handed out 6 hot dogs and a bag of coke to a random girl outside of harmonies.
he stopped terrorizing the streets of district 10 to shake his head.
"no i honestly thought speed scared her. you for real?" he asked the man who was STILL in this hot muggy ass suit.
"yeah she agreed like a hour or two ag-"
"you're literally lying." agent said abandoning the game.
he picked up his phone and immediately faceTimed her.
pause.
nigga we ain't never did that before???
it was too late now though.
by the third ring it picked up to the confused purple led light covered face of blair.
and he wasn't gonna front, she looked good as hell.
clear skin, full lips and lashes, big white t, and her hair pulled back.
"you coming for real?" he asked wetting his bottom lip and examine the screen, a small smile starting to climb up his face.
she laughed realizing the meaning for his unexpected call. she propped him up by her canvas so she could continue her painting.
"ummm yeah...i decided a little bit ago to do the video. " she said swiping her eyes away from the pink she was placing on the canvas and back to him.
his eye contact was so intense even over the phone.
it was one of the things that really sucked her in.
fuck.
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