setting up her mint green iPhone against the lamp on her bedside table, Blair looked at her appearance before she started up her tik tok live.
"to whoever made that edit of me and agent and referred to us as your favs? yeah i love y'all, but for the rest of you? you sneaky little gremlins! who sent agent to my damn instagram?!" the girl laughed moving her falling bonnet back on her head and fixing a sliding eye mask.
kaleisemichelle: gREMLINS??
zola909: girl now yk half of us don't be over on they app. STOP IT! 🙄🤚
blairs.beauty: thank you for loving my edit queen omg 🐰😍☄️
finestayho: who does your lashes omg 🥰
user1233560987: ew
"this is beyond me." she sighed grabbing her phone and laying back in her bed.
"jewel does my lash extensions too by the way." she said responding to a comment.
"besides that y'all, how was your day? i did the shoot and whole time i'm trying to work and mariah and jewel beefing over who gets duke dennis. AND THEN GIRL! why are we leaving and jewel lets us know kai is her baby cousin? so you telling me i could've been in a modded car or something by now?" blair gave a stank face before she laughed.
she actually didn't know much about amp other than when she runs across a pop culture blog referencing them or when she indirectly met them a few months back at YouTube hq.
"they need to do another bachelorette video starring you." she mumbled reading out a comment.
the replies started coming in fast agreeing and tagging some members. suddenly the comments changed to check the requests. it began getting spammed by the same account over and over again too.
kaicenat: ADD ME PLEASE 😓☝️
"oh my god jewel please come get your cousinnnn! girl..." blair said realizing the account spamming her happened to be kai. she quickly went through her live request and pulled him up. she made sure to make sure her bonnet did its side bob style situation before he popped onto the live.
"YOOOOO!" kai said as he appeared on the screen. behind him she could make out fanum, duke, agent, and boy she didn't recognize to be in amp at all.
"hiii." she awkwardly waved. this was all moving too fast. it hadn't even been a full day since she said something about agent and she already was somewhat in his presence.
"i was lurking on stream in your chat with the guys! say hi guys!" everyone said their respective greetings while agent gave a drawn out signature
"heeEeeyyyyyy." he said with a subtle smile.
"hiiiiIiiiiii." she mimicked waving again.
"OUUUUUU!" fanum and duke said simultaneously.
"oh shit!" kai egged on. the boy blair didn't recognize started barking and the smile she had on her face quickly faded.
now she remembered why streaming niggas scared her.
"alright bro. speed chill! you're scaring our guest." kai said trying to calm the boy who was foaming at the mouth and bouncing.
"my fault BEAUTIFUL!" he hollered before settling down. blair grimaced and nodded before tackling the task at hand.
"so what are you lurking in here for exactly?" she asked raising a recently threaded brow while scratching her cheek.
"we have a proposal!" this made blair sit up straight, glossy lips poked out in thought.
"we saw the comments and we want you to be the bachelorette in our next video. how does that sound? all expenses paid for. all you have to do is date us and relax." kai suggested. all of the boys nodded, agent staring intently at her.
it didn't sound bad, but she needed a bit of time. as fun as it seemed she truly didn't know much about these men and had only judged them off their looks and short clips.
"hmmm...how about this? i already live in atlanta so transportation is taken care of. let your people get in touch with my manager and give me and her time to look over a contract? deal?" she asked while taking off her eye masks and rubbing in the leftover serum.
"ouuuu i love a woman who handles business." agent semi-jokingly stated. the boys grinned at his attempt at flirting.
"oh yeah?" blair mimicked what she had heard from him on the edit.
"ohhh!" he laughed raising his eyebrows at the girl. duke and fanum started patting him on the back while kai smiled at the interaction between the two.
this was nice.
until speed started huffing and shaking his hips.
"YOU GONNA FUCK HER AGENT?!" he screamed.
"um? yeah i'm gonna go! goodnight guys." blair said in disgust before ending the live and throwing her phone across the bed.
her phone dinged from a notification shortly after making her rise with a groan to see what it was from. upon further inspection it was a dm on instagram.
callmeagentzero: i'm so sorry about him. i would actually like to get to know you and even make content together. his actions don't represent me in any way and i'm sorry how the live ended.
blair.bunny: you didn't have to apologize for him, but thank you. i wouldn't mind collaborating with you and getting to know you on and off camera. have a goodnight agent 🩵
callmeagentzero: i would love that. my numbers xxx-xxx-xxxx. reach out when you can. have a goodnight blair 🤍
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"speed bro what the fuck?" agent pressed the boy hitting him in his shoulder. a foul aroma fizzled off of him from the hit.
"no for real you scare away women like no other. like if it was a sport you'd be the mvp." fanum laughed at the boy before throwing a cookie in his mouth.
"i swear if you fucked up my deal speed." kai mumbled shaking his head.
kai's chat was over speed too.
aimhigh: oh?!
kaisdreads: nigga you ruin EVERYTHING and you STINK!
8MILES: y'all better leave speed alone!
roxxxkstarz: this nigga outta pocket lolll
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jewel's big eyes and glasses were the only two things visible in her face camera meanwhile mariah had her mouth wide open in shock.
"it's always the stank niggas bro." mariah sighed and palming her lace band and forehead.
"that's a dirty man right there." jewel said shaking her head.
"a dirty stank man indeed." blair agreed.
a/n: i'm mid writing this watching stream and agents chat tried to get him to read devoted omg😭 AND NOW A GIRL IS GETTING HER FANFIC READ OUT OMG??? agent i have a job im just bored and wanna write
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ME & U, agent00
Romansain which, blair and agent bounce around how they really feel until they can't.