Tip No. 1: In order for you to have the maximum ability to stalk your neighbor, you must know where his room is in the house. This is essential to all stalking.
Aubrey already knew this one. His bedroom was directly across from her brother, Myles', room. Her neighbor and Myles were best friends until her brother reached the age of eight.
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How To Stalk Your Neighbor
HumorI feel like the title is pretty self explanatory, but if you want to learn anything else about it you should probably read the book. It's literally a guide and story about how you stalk your neighbor. And, dare I say, it's ducking genius.
