[📝 | bunch of AUs] quotes/vines go brr

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it was gonna happen eventually.
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Home Alone but Robots [Fnaf×MCDreams]

dreams!Box: DIAMOND, IS THAT WEED!??

fnaf!Diamond: no, this is-

dreams!Box: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

dreams!Box push some buttons on Lefty.

from Lefty's microphone: 911, what's your emergency?

fnaf!Box: ... wtf??

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dreams!Nether: so if it's any wonder, why people are scared of technology.

dreams!Nether, shoving a Baby head into fnaf!Diamond's face: TECHNOLOGY!!

fnaf!Diamond: aaAAAH-

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dreams!Sam: the moment where you went into a room and forgot why you went in t-

the Robots: jumps him.

dreams!Sam, in his head: oh right, I'm being chased by murderous robots!!!


Child of the Universe [Origins SMP]

Box: opens his front door.

The owls: immediate owl noises, growing increasingly louder by the second.

Box, unfazed: throws seeds at them.

The owls: immediately calms down.

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Rinzler, 'calmly': watch your profanity >:/

(this applies to every Rinzler ngl)

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Box: is there anything better then Murder?

Box: yes, a really good Book.

piano solo.

(also applies to every origins/vav!Box)

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Box, owl form: if you ever want to be a Human, you gotta Be a human!

Box: human form pops into existence.

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music go brrr.

Box, singing: bring the beet in~!

The owls: ANYTHING FOR YOU ELDER-

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Butterz: SCREAMING AND RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE.

The owls: right behind Him.


an Owl's Journey [OriginsSMP×LotB]

Box, first getting thrown in LotB: aaa...

Box, having to deal with the Hunters: aaaaa...

Box, having to deal with The Reset: aaaAAAAAAAAAA-

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CC/Sam, the Balancers, & the Dimensional Children: dunking on eachother like hell on earth.

Box: .. can i have a steak?

CC/Sam: beating everyone's ass.

Box: can i please have a steak?

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