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Kill the copy! (Eddsworld)

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Eddsworld Tord

And the disgusting Lemon Eyes (I think that was the name) TordTom shit ew

Also I believe (Ew ew ew I hate this) that.. Ew Lemon Eyes Tord and LE Tom had three little shits, aka kids
Idk their names and I was too traumatized to do further research so I'm going to call them
Oldest which I think was a late teenager - Disappointment, female
Middle kid which is like 10yrs - Mistake, female
And youngest which I believe is a toddler - Disgrace, male

The genders are by how I remember them, I've only watched like the half of two videos and I already have mental scars shishdsk so I barely know shit about it haha

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Tord was silently walking around the neighborhood, untill he sees Tom.
He smirks and decides to purposely bump into him.
-Hey!- Lemon Eyes Tom exclaimes, irritated. He then realises. -Tord?!
-Tom! -Tord giggles, ready and exited to piss Tom off.
-I tought you were going to stay home as I went shopping, to watch the kids?- The disgraceful Tom seems confused.
-What?- Tord is twice as confused
-What do you mean what? Do you have dementia or something!
-No? What the hell do you mean?! What kids?! Are you drunk again?!
-Drunk!? I quit drinking years ago! Ever since we got married!- Ew, ok, I really hated writing that. Anyways, lemon eyes Tom shows the ring on his finger. Tord only gets more confused and disgusted.
-MARRIED?! TO YOU?!?- Tord steps back, clearly showing shock and disgust.
-Yes! -The shit Tom exclaims as his phone buzzes. Both of them come to a stop as LE Tom picks up.
-Hello?
-Honey, it's been over an hour, where are you? -The disgraceful Tord speaks from the other end. That makes Tord come to a conclusion.
That's a copy.
Tord softens his expression as Lemon Eyes Tom gets completely confused.
-Wait.... If you're calling me then...WHO ARE YOU?!- He says as he points at Tord, getting frightened. Tord scoffs as he grabs the mistake by his shirt and pulls him close before speaking menacingly.
-Listen here, you WILL bring me to your so called "husband", understood? Or I will kill you right here and figure out where my doublegänger lives!- LE Tom was too scared now to reply, instead he just nodded.
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CRASH!
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The door breaks down as Lemon Eyes Tom is badly hurt. Lemon Eyes Tord comes around to see what the hell happened and his heart drops.
-Baby!- He rushes over but then stops as he hears a click of a gun. He looks up and sees that Tord is pointing one straight at his forehead. LE Tord freezes.
-Hell am I kidding? IT'LL BE LESS PAINFUL!- Tord exclaims joyfully as he puts down the gun and pulls out a pocket knife. Not giving a chance for LE Tord to react, he leaps on him and proceeds to stab his chest multiple times. Over and over, and over, and over again.
He bleeds profoundly as he gags and chokes as Tord stabbed LE Tord's lungs, not heart. Tord stands up with a smirk, his hand holding the blood covered knife, as he leaves his enemy to now drown in his own blood.
It is truly a terrible death, to drown in your own blood.
LE Tom stands up and tries to tackle Tord but he gets kicked back.
Tord then jumps right next to him and grabs a nearby vase on a stool and smashes it into his head. LE Tom screams in agony as Tord grabs his knife and pokes out both of his eyeballs. He screams again, louder, enough to grab the attention of Disappointment, the oldest child.
She sees the commotion and immediately panics, she too screams. Tord turns around and grins. He stands up and charges towards Disappointment, barely giving her time to react as he dropkicks her right in the abdomen, against the wall, her internal intestines squeeze out of her mouth. Tord then proceeds to slowly pull out the intestines, slowly.
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By that time, Mistake had come over. She stares at the blood bath in horror as Tord finishes to pull out the organs. He notices Mistake.
-Oh hello, young one!- He chimes, turning around. -Don't worry about your parents or sister, they're just very exhausted and are now sleeping!- The kid didn't seem to buy his story, and screams. Tord's smile fades as he slowly approaches the child, his hands covered in blood holding the organ.
-STAY AWAY FROM ME!- The little girl shrieks. Tord only sprints at her, which she reacts by quickly turning around and as well trying to run but Tord has already caught up to her. He then turns her around and proceeds to shove the intestine in her mouth, making her choke. A few seconds later the child was completely suffocated...

-WAAAAAAHHHH!- Crying is heard from the distant room... Tord scoffs.
-A third child, really?- He thinks for a moment. -You know... I'm not a monster I'll let it live. It will die eventually anyway.- He chuckles and looks back at the gory mess. It's truly a beautiful sight.
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