THIS IS SATIRE!!!!
this is a parody of the TordTom ship which I really hate and I'm feeling silly rn lmao
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Tordy was sutting in his ofice uf red amy and think.
He wer habing verr sus feeling about temius bemious, his wors enemi.
He was shoked to hav such feeling becuz pookie bear Tommy is suposed to be wors enemi.
Sudden nock on duur.
It is Pau! His besd shoulder!
- Turd, I hav neiws.- Paulalaa says
-O! Wa is it?
-Temius has bein kaptur.
-Wunderbar! Gib hiem.
-ok- Paulupmyass then leav und gets timmy
Once he arriv he grab temmy and push him on flor.
-Ok Pipi, U can lev now
-Ok - paul salut and lev
tordisious maximus xv looks at temmy and a smirk on his fase as tomy look angy.
-Fik U want cummie
-I Wana fik U
-Watafak
-O yes cum here dady uwu💫❤️💫💔💫💔❤️💔💫💫❤️💔💫💫💔💫💔💔❤️🔥❤️🔥💔❤️🔥💔💔💥💔❤️🔥💔💥🖕😓💫💫💔💫💔💔💥😓👍❤️🔥💔👍💔💥💔💥😍🍷💢🧍🔪🖕💥🖕💫🍷👍🎒🎀🎒🍷🎒🧍💢🧍😢🧍😢🩸😼❤️🙏👍🔥👍
-Kill me pls
-no
-y
-bcuz I need fak U❤️❤️❤️❤️👍❤️🎒🖕🍷💥😓🐓🫁😭🐓🔝✨😱✨🔝🍷🔝😻😵💫😭💀🍷🔪🖕🎀😢🔥🖕😢🔥😼🙏🙏🧍🍷💀😭🐓😭🐓🫁😓🐓😭😵💫😭🥰😋😓😨❤️🔥😤🎀💀🙏😢❤️🍷🔥😢🔥😢🍷😨✨🥰🫁😓😓🐓🫁😓😋😭
Tom commits suicide this was too absurd.
Tord doesn't give two sharts less because he was held at gun point to do this.
CatNotCat needs severe mental help.
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