"It was a dark night outside Freddy's Pizzaria. John Egbert, a civilian, is walking by. Inside, William Aftons army regiment included the five original animatronics. Out of the blue, Afton attacks John. John, in defense, transported hundreds of pounds of bombs to launch an aerial bombardment on William and his reinforcements. Though the pizzaria was in shambled, like Williams love life, he yelled
"GO GO FAZ BLASTERS!!"
Egbert had failed to neutralize Afton. Though a piece of shrapnel was lodged in Aftons arm, he pushed on. It was Egbert VS. five gung-ho animatronics, and he died. Like clockwork, Vriska appeared and kissed him to revive him.
"I gotchu 8ro," she said. She then promptly disapeared.
John, now in some sweet yellow PJs, gives the greatest speech of all time. The animatronics turned on William, and as he tried to set up a defense, he failed and perished. For once in his life, Afton failed to kill a random child.
"wow what a weirdo" John states. Those few words summoned every character in Homestuck.
"WOW JOHN 1 C4NT B3L13V3 1T!!! YOU K1LL3D 4FTON!!!" Terezi screamed."
what am ii doiing here. what2 goiing on?" Sollux asks.
"Rose What's Happening Is This Earth" Kanaya says to Rose.
"Yes, I would assume so," Rose responds.
"ii2 no one goiing two an2wer me?" Sollux questions.
"what in the everloving harharharharharharharharharh-" Dave attempts asking.
"I ALWAYS COME BACK." Afton yells, now sitting up. All 32 people snap around to look. The Striders are hugging and screaming like little girls. Meenah throws a 2x3dent at John. Roxy sips her cocktail. It's pure chaos.
(i wrote this in the middle of class for an assignment. the italic words are ones i *had* to use.)
