ALENICK ONESHOTS BECAUSE I SAID SO

incorrect quotes for fun (alenick edition)😈😈

Warning: contains s2x jokes and swears so uh yeah

enjoy :33
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Alec: *seductively takes off glasses*
Alec: Wow...
Nick: *blushes* Haha... what?
Alec: You're really fucking blurry.

Nick: I like your new pants!
Alec: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Nick: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Alec: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Nick: Thats's... not what I meant.
Alec: That's a terrible way to run a business, Nick.

Nick: This date is boring!
Alec: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Nick: Then why did you invite me?
Alec: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Alec I'll do whatever I want!

Alec: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Nick: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Alec: The fourth sentence-
Nick: Yeah, that's where I got really emotional and I-
Alec: It's "you're" not "your".

Nick: Relationships should be 50/50. Alec cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Alec: I love you.
Nick, not paying attention: What was that?
Alec: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

Nick: I think we should kiss.
Alec: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.

Nick: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Alec: Okay.
Nick: And make out during the scary parts.
Alec: Th-
Alec: The scary parts.
Alec: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Nick: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Alec: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Nick: Yes.
Alec: I'd sleep.

Alec: I fell-
Nick: From heaven?
Alec: No, I literally fell-
Nick: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Alec: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Nick: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Alec: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Nick: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Nick: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn't anyone around to help you? What if it's congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Alec: ...You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Nick: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Alec is? Because Alec is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

Alec walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Nick, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Nick, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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baibai :33