Your average MLB eps ~ONESHOTS~

Tedium

*Mari scribbles Adrien as Anime in her school note book, heavily concentrating*

*Alya leans off her chair to the side over Mari's notebook*

Alya: Damb. Is that, Adrien?...

*Mari waves her hands in the air startled*

Mari: no- NO- IT'S- UH- MY FAVOURITE ANIME LIGHT YAGIMI-

*they are both silent*

Alya:🤨 But- he isn't even blonde

Nino: Oh hey guys!- what are you guys doin'?

Alya: Mari has some, J u c c y,
S e c r e t s~

*Alya smirks*

Nino: ooooooh! May I know this, s e c r e t?~

*Nino also smirks*

Mari: uh-

*Adrien thumbles into the classroom as he drunkenly plops himself down on his seat as he groans*

*they all look at him concerned*

Nino: Dude. You okay?... You look like you slipped into a river-

Adrien: Yeah, I'm just- a, bit, sore...

Everyone: 🤨🤨🤨

Nino: Wait where?-

Adrien: oh it's okay-... I had the best time at Luca's yesterday!...

Nino: oh that's AWESOME DUDE! must have been playing Smash bros with him eh?...

*Adrien blushes subtly*

Adrien: yeah...

*Nino then remembers*

Nino: oh yeah!... How did the preposition go?...

Mari: Preposition?... *skeptical*

Adrien: yeah.... I asked my crush yesterday if they wanted to go out on a date...

Alya: And?...

Adrien: I got rejected.

*slience*

Mari: well, I can be your girlfriend-

Adrien: 😐

Mari: ah, oh.

Alya: Well, I hope you are feeling better...

Adrien: I am actually!... I'm with my true love~...

*Adrien is flustered*

Nino: good job my dude!

Alya: Noice!

Mari: WHATTTTTTTTTTTT. WHO IS IT. *frantically*

Adrien: Oh, I-

*Lucas walks in*

Luca: Hey blondie~

Adrien: Oh, hey blueberry~

Luca: *scoffs* blueberry?...

*Adrien blushes*

Adrien: your hair tastes like it-

*Luca is flustered*

Luca: well, pffft... You hair is like lemons while your eyes are like limes... Bet you taste, super good, on a summer evening~

*Luca giggles*

Luca: Anyway, see ya later~

*Luca does a little 💅✨ as he struts away out of Adrien's classroom. The others are gobsmacked*

Nino: Adrien?-

Adrien: We're just friends.

Alya: *Whispers to Mari* more like, Sapho and her 'friends'-

Adrien: HEY. I HEARD THAT! *He laughs audibly*

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*In the Agreste Mansion, Daddy Gabriel drinks his stronk coffee*

ZaddyGab: *Groans* I hate the sence of dopamine... Literally. EVERYONE is JOYFUL TODAY. WHAT GIVES-

Natalie: Gabriel.

ZaddyGab: Natalie....

Natalie: jagged stone revealed his new album, 'Rock Hard'

ZaddyGab: 😐 oh. *pause* Say, could you, perhaps, pop a child's balloon?... I need a child.

Natalie: *Sigh* I won't fulfill your ugly kink of spreading misery.

ZaddyGab: H- how did you know?...

Natalie:.....

DaddyGab: K bro.

*morphs into HawkDaddy*

HawkZaddy: I need misery.

Natalie: 👍

*gets crossbow*

HawkZaddy: NATALIE NO-

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Meanwhile, a random ass dude gets akumatized.

HawkZaddy: Tedium, I am HawkDaddy. I am gifting you the power to turn anything into mundane-ness. To be boring, to be bland.

HawkDaddy: In return you retrieve to me, Ladybug's and cat noir's Miraclous.

*the random dude gets turned into Tedium*

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*In science class, Mari, keeps screwing up Adrien's 'anatomy' on her art work, until she hears the door open*

Tedium: class, from generic high school. I am Tedium. I may spare you, IF, you ALL, submit to being bland.

*everyone is silent, exchanging glances*

Max: I think I'll pass-

*Max gets morphed into a bland background character*

*They all stare at him in terror*

*Tedium's stapler is then ripped away from his hand*

Chat noir: Well that's not very Poggers~

Mari: Hey Chat! *She waves at him behind her desk*

Cat Noir: Oh hey!- *He almost gets hit by a basketball*

???: HEY TEDIUM. CATCH-

*An anvil gets smashed into his face*

???: Oh shi-

*Cat Noir stares at the body in horror as he glances up to see King Monke*

Cat Noir: DUDE. WTF.

King Monke: OH NO, I'M, SO, SORRY-

Cat Noir: 💀

King Monke: At least the lucky charm will fix it, right?... *He smiles weakly*

Alya: well, Ladybug ain't here.

.........

King Monke: oops.