Your average MLB eps ~ONESHOTS~

Fya

*Marynette walts into school extremely confident with herself*

Marinette: Tikki. TODAY. Is the DAY. I WILL. Talk to ADRIEN.

*Marinette gleams*

Tikki: I doubt it.

Marinette: stfu Tikki.

*Marinette opens up her locker only to find Plagg laying cold on the shelf next to the cat Miraclous*

Marinette: 😨

Mari: *Whispers loudly* PLAGGGGGG.

*Mari nuges Plagg slightly, only for him to not respond*

*Tikki exits from Marinette's purse*

Tikki: Plagg. Stop being dramatic.

*Tikki turns to Mari*

Tikki: He be like that sometimes.

Mari: That sounds like a skill issue tbh

Tikki: fr fr

*Luca struts in*

Luca: hey besties ✨💅

Mari: omg heyyyy

Luca: Have you seen Adrien yet? He would have been in by now...

*Luca fiddles with his pen*

Mari: oh yeah, I was actually thinking about him. But no, I haven't seen him 😔

Luca: that's not very slay. *sigh* I hope muffin is okay 🥺

Mari: yeah 😔. Wait what-

Alya: oh hey besties. Have you guys seen Adrien? I need to show him my part of the presentation for day after tommorow. Sucks that you couldn't work with him innit?

Mari: Well, yeah. But-

Luca: Face the music sister. He don't love ya~

Alya: 😐 That's kinda true-

Mari: it's not.

........

Alya: mmmmkay...

*they are all quiet*

Alya: do you think Max is back to normal?

Luca: I haven't seen him around recently ngl sisters...

........

Mari: Oh well.

*The bell rings for first period*

Alya: Welp, I guess we better get going-

*Alya grabs Mari's arm as they run to their first class with Miss Bustier.*

*Just as they sit down, Chloe trots in with Sabrina*

Chloe: Uhg. Sabrina. Why do we even BOthER. 🙄💅

Sabrina: I would do ANYTHING for you senpai~ 😍🥰

Chloe: Okey Sabrina bbg. Plz burn down this school for me <3

Sabrina: OKAY MASTER CUDDLE~

*Sabrina's smile beams*

*Chloe blushes hot red as she mutters*

Chloe: Not HERE. Kitty Whiskers. Master Cuddle will discuss it later~

*Chloe purrs as she nuzzles subtely into Sabrina*

*Sabrina exits the classroom but pauses*

Sabrina: But Master Cuddle~ I don't want you to get hurt 🥺

Chloe: I'll be fine, my Scar~

*Mari gasps slightly as she whispers barely audible*

Mari: It's a ✨third life reference✨ ö

Alya: Bro what? 💀

*Sabrina exits the classroom for realsies this time with a container of gasaline*

Miss Bustier: 😐 Okay class, today-

*she gets immediately cut off by a gigantiuan explosion, revealing a chaotic, firey, smegzy, akumatized, Sabrina.*

Fya: Hey Chloe~ *She purrs seductively*

*Chloe looks Fya up and down, flustered*

Chloe: H- How?

Fya: Oh... All of this?... This is how I feel about you~ *she smirks*

Chloe: O- oh?~ *She mutters as if in a trance.*

Chloe: Maybe you should lead next time?~ *she smiles alludinly.*

The whole class: 😦

Chloe: I mean the next, presentation. Obvs 🙄

Alya: right...

......

Fya: Well. Imma commit arson now-

Miss Bustier: Sabrina NO-

*Miss Bustier lunges towards Fya and clutches her*

*Fya squirms around in a panic*

Ladybug: say... Is it hot in here?~

*Ladybug smirks as she puts out Fya with a water bucket*

*Fya screams in horror and pain*

Ladybug: oh wait, that's just me~

*she giggles as she takes off Fya's bracelet and tramples it*

*an akuma flies out*

Ladybug: no more evil doing for you little akuma!

*magical girl montage*

Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly~

*Fya is now Sabrina*

*Miss Bustier lets go of her*

Chloe: SABRINA-

*Chloe slides onto the floor being next to Sabrina*

Chloe: Sabrina!-

*Chloe shakes her slightly*

*Sabrina coughs violently in response*

*Chloe chuckles in relief as she hugs Sabrina tightly*

Chloe: I- I-

Sabrina: shhhshsh

*Sabrina moves her finger towards Chloe's face*

*Chloe smiles*

*Mari coming from the door with pizza*:
oh hey guys, what's up?-

*Mari is gobsmacked at the sight Before her*

*Chloe cracks her head to face Mari*

Chloe: ahhhhh Baker Gorl! FEtCH Wiskers here, a damp tOWeL.

*Mari sighs heavily*

Kim: anything for YOU, Chloe bear! 😍

*Kim jogs slowly out of the classroom to get a towel*

*Kim comes back with his personal towel*

Kim: Here's your towel Chloe bear 🥰 I've been waiting to use it with you ❤️

Chloe: gib!

*chloe takes the towel from Kim a she places it gently onto Sabrina's forehead*

*Sabrina smiles*

*Chloe smiles more assured*

*Chloe whispers to Sabrina in relief*: I think we'll be okay...