Time Thief (hololive en x male reader)

two idiots, one city

it was the middle of the day, y/n, kiara, and gura were in a three person collab karaoke stream, and currently, it was y/n's turn, singing his first song he made since he debutted with the rest of holomyth

y/n: 'Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So scared of breaking it that you won't let it bend
And I wrote two hundred letters I will never send
Sometimes these cuts are so much deeper than they seem
You'd rather cover up, I'd rather let them bleed
So let me be, and I'll set you free'

kiara: 'Tight as a virgin, boy don't get nervous
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)

y/n just looked at kiara in confusion

y/n: 'I am in misery
there ain't nobody who can comfort me
Why won't you answer me?
The silence is slowly Killing me
Girl you really got me bad, you really got me bad
Now I'm gonna get you back, I'm gonna get you back'
kiara: 'I save dick by giving it CPR
I save dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth on it like CRP
Let's make porn and watch it on VCR
I save dick by giving it CPR
I save dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth on it like CPR
Let's make porn and watch it on VCR
I save dick by giving it CPR
I save dick by giving it CPR
Put my mouth on it like CPR
Let's make porn and watch it on VCR'
gura: 'Reese's puffs, Reese's puffs,
eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Reese's puffs, Resse's puffs,
eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Wow!
I got Reese's puffs in my bowl
Wow!
Now my day's on cruise control
Wow!
I got Reese's puffs in my bowl
And just like that I'm on a roll
Reese's puffs, Reese's puffs
peanut butter chocolate flavor
Reese's puffs, Reese's puffs
in the AM it's the flavor I savor'

the music cuts off as y/n just looked at the two girls

y/n: "what the hell was that?"

kiara: "we were singing with you"

y/n: "that wasn't singing, kiara you were singing about giving a blowjob"

KFPworker423: <she serves cunt! leave her be!>

y/n: "banned"

kiara: "oh, is my cunt serving too much for you kan?"

gura: "....cunt?"

y/n: "your too young"

gura: "OI! I'M OLDER THEN YOU!"

y/n: "did I stutter reese's shark?"

gura: "....asshole"

y/n: "what kind words"

y/n says as he gets up

y/n: "I'm gonna go hit the town"

kiara: "in the middle of a stream?!"

y/n: "yeah...I'm bored sooo"

Kanzan's bitch: <daddy zen we have failed you>

calliletmesmellyourfeet: <come back>

KFPworker423: <none can handle kiara's cunt serving>

WordofPower: <Get that M*n out of here>

therealowner: <Get that M*n out of here>

burneraccount444: <Get that M*n out of here>

litterallyfaiz: <ahh, the haters of kan are here>

y/n just watched chat, feeling a little sadness before walking off

y/n: "...."

calliope: "heading somewhere kan?"

y/n: "heading into town, you want anything"