Hazbin Hotel (Alastor x Maddie) (My OC)

Masquerade

[The episode opens with Angel Dust and Pippa waking up in a dimly lit room, tied up to two chairs each. They try to budge free, but fails. Their captor paces around them.]

Captor: Finally awake, Angel Dust and Pippa.

[Angel and Pippa glower, but eventually regain their confident smiles.]

Angel Dust: Yeah, and what's it to ya?

[Captor holds a knife against Angel's and Pippa's faces.]

Captor: I want you two to tell me where both of your boss stashes his vault.

Pippa: [laughs, unbothered] It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.

[The captor grabs Angel and Pippa off the ground by the neck.]

Captor: Fine. I guess I'll just have to fuck the information outta ya.

Angel Dust: [Stares defiantly] Do your worst. [Breaks into a seductive smile.] Daddy.

[The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel and Pippa, revealing this is a porn film played on the hotel's TV.]

Pippa: [On TV.] ...Ohhhh, yeahhh, baby!

[Cuts to Sir Pentious, Maddie, and Charlie watching creeped out, Vaggie annoyed, and Niffty rather interested.]

Angel Dust: You know, this performance won me a 'Sex-x-xi' award!

Charlie: It's, uh... very... honest?... Oh. [She turns away, nauseous. She tries to shield her eyes with her right hand.]

Vaggie: Ew!

[Charlie and Maddie peek from their fingers back at the TV screen, before turning their heads away to avoid watching, with their hands covering their mouths this time.]

Pippa: [On TV.] Oh, harder, Daddy!

Vaggie: Okay! Enough of that.

[Vaggie tries to help Charlie and Maddie by covering the side of their faces with her own hand so they don't have to see the TV screen. She turns her head to Angel Dust and Pippa with a disapproving and unamused stare.]

Vaggie: Angel and Pippa, what the fuck?

Angel Dust: What?! You said was "Show n' Tell" day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin' you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker.

[Husk is seen cleaning and wiping a wine glass.]

Husk: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.

Pippa: [laughs, angry] Alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?

Husk: You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?

Angel Dust: [Gasps] Fuck you. This is classy art! [Gestures with two hands at the TV screen.]

Pippa: [On TV.] OH! FUUUCK!!

[Co-star slaps Angel's and Pippa's butts and bites them. Sir Pentious covers his eyes when he sees this, while Niffty lies on her stomach on the table with smile, kicking her legs back and forth as she continues watching.]

Husk: That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point. [Gestures to Sir Pentious] That one. That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep! [To Charlie and Maddie] Princesses, are two bleeding hearts who want to solve everybody else's problems 'cept their own.