Hazbin Hotel (Alastor x Maddie) (My OC)

Hello Rosie!

[The episode begins with Vaggie, Niffty, Alastor, Maddie, Pippa, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious and Husk all sitting in the hotel's lounge.]

Niffty: So, like where are your wings? And you are Adam's daughter?

Vaggie: Niffty, I don't have--

Maddie: Yes, I am.

Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?

[Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt]

Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?

Vaggie: (Sighs) Any other questions?

Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie and Maddie talk to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?

Vaggie: It's not their fault. Angels are just--

Pippa: Liars?

Vaggie: ...Difficult. But Charlie's and Maddie's trying their best.

Husk: Yeah, well, their best is turning out real well so far.

Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.

Alastor: Hmm.

[Alastor vanishes into black smoke and takes Maddie with him. The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying. While Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with Tissues. Alastor and Maddie reappear in her room and approaches her bedside.]

Alastor: Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.

Charlie: Ugh, go away, Alastor and Maddie.

[Alastor and Maddie sit down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers]

Alastor: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?

[Charlie emerges from the covers]

Maddie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, hun.

[Charlie wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alastor and Maddie to appear laying beside her.]

Alastor: Who's joking?

[Charlie scared, jumps and falls off of the bed.]

Alastor: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.

Maddie: Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?

[Alastor and Maddie reposition themselves on their stomachs and begin kicking their legs in the air.]

Charlie: They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain. (Tearing up) I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell. And maybe worse.

[Charlie stands and paces back and forth.]

Maddie: At least they don't go around giving false hope.

Alastor: Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you.

Charlie: Oh, fuck you, Alastor.

[Alastor and Maddie adjust themselves, now laying on their sides]

Maddie: All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much.