Prologue

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(A/N #1) Hi this is Courtney the real life version and one of your authors, I am currently on call with my friend Isabella to make this cringeworthy series for you guys. :) Pls don't hate us for making your life miserable thinking about our series. <3

(A/N #2) Hi. This is the other author of the book, Isabella. If you know us, please don't sue us. This is all just for fun so please do not take any of the parts seriously.

Anyways, have fun reading this story. Hope you enjoy.


September 5th, 2023

It was a cold and windy day. We all lined up at our classrooms to receive the knowledge of where we are going next (to get slaughtered... no, I'm just joking)

"Hello class" said no one ever.

(A/N #1) We had class rotations but no one really cares about them sooooooooooooo.

Ehm...

"We are doing math :)" The insignificant teacher said.

The class groaned, wishing to shrivel up and die on the spot, aside from the few smart people who understood math. And there were the 2 Asian Failures :) Courtney and Isabella as well as their future friend group.

(A/N #1) I wish Sean wasn't in it ngl

(A/N #2) Technically I had to teach you math so am i really a failure

(A/N #1) Shushy shushy Isabella or else Mr.Marghelis will give you push ups :)

(A/N #2) lol no anyways

(A/N #1) Don't worry about us, we are mentally stable and we can communicate with Discord :) we are not dum. I legit stood up and started dancing

So the teacher handed out sheets on how to find the area of an object with the least amount of steps. The lesser failure (Courtney-A/N #1) was pleasantly surprised, as she had done this stuff before last year (girl shushy shushy you can't do math bro- A/N #2) (girl you know it's tru frfr -A/N #2) (you cant spell -A/N #1)(you actually cannot talk -A/N #2) (Bro what are you on? -A/N #1)(I had to teach you algebra bro- A/N #2) (YOU cannot do punctuation what's "cant"- A/N #2) (THAT WAS ONE TIME-A/N #1)


So anyway, Asian #2 (ISABELLA) started working on the task at hand, as she understood what area and perimeter was (I'm looking at you Sean -A/N #2) (wdym? -A/N #1)

(A/N #2) Ehm, context, I had to explain to Sean (our rainbow friend) what area was and how to find it even though it was basic grade 5 math.

While Asian #2 was cruising along, Asian #1 was hitting roadblocks and crashing her car into a wall :).


We'll stop fighting and we will tell you the rest of the story in Chapter 1...


But, for now CHARACTERS!!!!! Yippee!!!

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