"It's an eight? What more could you want?"
He can leave you. Don't let him leave you.
"He won't leave me."
He won't leave you if you exterminate the competition.
"What more competition?"
You've heard those stories, KYLE. Some people fall in love with a single glance.
"..."
"You think Stan will?"
Yes.
"I'm not good enough for him."
You aren't. You have to be the only option for him to ever truly love you.
"I don't want to be the one he settles with because he doesn't have a choice. I want him to love me."
He won't, KYLE. Stop living in a fantasy. You're a joke.
"I'm a joke."
Yes. Now go and do what you do best.
"Love Stan? Give him everything I have?"
No. Murder, exterminate, and destroy.
"I... I don't want to be good at that."
You are good at that. It's the card you've been dealt, so use it.
"I don't like it."
Do what you're told.
"..."
"Alright."
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FanfictionSOUTH PARK -------------- His name is Kyle Broflovski, and he's just a normal boy... according to him. But, for the other senior girls, Kyle is one to be suspected. For every one of them who have dated Stan Marsh has never made it out alive, and the...