Max
"Oh, my God."
Max - "What?"
"You sneaky little bitch."
Max - (Sigh) "Oh, God."
"Who is he?"
Max - "No one. I didn't meet anyone last night. Goodbye. (Slams Door) Uh, Jane, what the hell's this?"
Jane - "What the hell does it look like? A freaking cupcake. It's your birthday today."
Max - (Sigh) "Jane, I don't care about my birthday."
Jane - "Well, you should. It's the most important day of your life. We're all having a party for tonight at one of the fraternities."
Max - "Seriously?"
Jane - "Yes, Seriously. Please, come?"
Max - "Fine, I'll go."
Jane - "Good. Here, Happy Birthday."
Max - "...." (Blowing)
