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Kidnapper: We have your daughter

Asa: Which one?

Kidnapper: Well, she said she'd rather be kidnapped than spend time with you

Asa: That doesn't narrow it down

Kidnapper: Uh, she's also kinda threatening me with a black belt in taekwando

Asa: Oh, that one, I must warn you that if you keep her, she's a handful

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