Life with the Burromuertos

Drunk weddings

At Heather and Alejandro's wedding they had the most fancy wedding you could honestly imagine.

They had private chefs, rented out a humongous church, and expensive rings and outfits.

Heathers dress costed around 3k, while Alejandro's suit was made of the finest materials and costed 1k. (His tie was 500)

They had a maroon themed wedding, since both of their signature colors were red. Everyone from Alejandro's family was invited except for José, and for Heather, her aunts, uncles, grandparents and cousins and her older sister Amelia was invited.

They also invited some of the TDI cast that they were still friends with. And some were even groomsmen and bridesmaids

But.. they had the most expensive wine and beer for the adults. Heather and Alejandro's favorite wine was there... and heather went a bit overboard.

No ones POV:

Heather sat very drunk in their very nice and expensive hotel room that they decided to stay in since they didn't wanna drive the whole 2 hours home that night.

Heather changed into a tank top and just underwear and plopped on the bed

H: WhO KnEw a WeDdInG cOuLd Be sO TiRiNg

Alejandro chuckled,

A: I agree amor it's very tiring but you should take a shower and get some rest. You're very drunk.

Alejandro didn't drink as much as her, since he didn't want to 'pollute his system"

H: will you shower with meeeee?

She burped lightly and Alejandro laughed again

A: sure.. just no funny business okay? I'm tired

H: oKay DadDy

Alejandro raised an eyebrow but knew that Heather got crazy while drunk and decided to not even question it. She also says... very... odd things, and has odd requests

She got up and went into the bathroom and gasped

H: there's little vibrate things!!

A: jets?

H: yeah! I wanna take a bubble bath!

A: alright, I won't take one though, I'll sit here though.

He sat down on the closed toilet lid and watched her get undressed

H: StOp LoOking YoU pErv

A: my deepest apologies

He laughed and helped her into the tub and she sank into the water

H: I really wish you were in here with me...

A: I will if you want me too.

H: no... don't...

A: oh... Kay?

He watched her sit in the tub emotionless
She broke the silence,

H; have you ever tried anal?

A: what-

She turned her head to him

H: have you ever tried anal?

A: like have I been given or received...?

H: received or given

A: neither...

H: really why? Did you know the male G spot is 3 inches into the butt?

She then turned her head and continued washing her hair as if nothing ever happened

A: no I did not know that and... because I don't want to...?

H: why! It's fun I have!

Alejandro raised an eyebrow, because he was heathers first love, and they both took each others virginity.

A: I'm sure you have...

H: I did!

A: by who?

H: some guy who spoke Spanish I don't know who he is... HEY WHY ARE U WATCHING ME NAKED!

A: because you asked me to-

H: nOOoOOo my husbands gonna be so mad!

A: I'm your husband Heather.

H: no your not! My husband speaks Spanish!

A: Hola.

H: ohhhhhh you are him okay

Alejandro face palmed and sighed

A: you almost done?

H:almost...

She got out of the tub,

H: towel!

He handed her a towel and she scoffed

H: your not gonna dry me off?

A: you want me to-

H: yes!

He sighed and begin to rub the towel on her legs and worked his way up her body.

H: that's better.

A: why don't we get you some clothes okay?

H: okay...

She changed into Alejandro's shirt he had packed, and a pair of boxers he packed

A: my clothes?

H: yes? They're more comfortable.

She leaned on the bed and started to comb her hair

H: have you ever had a piss kink?

A: go to bed Heather.

She groaned and threw the hairbrush and curled up in a ball under the blanket.

A: you have to take your meds.

He pushed the bottle of birth control, anxiety meds, and allergy pills to her

H: I don't wanna...

A: Heather you have to.

H: no....

A: heather... please.

H: fine daddy.

A: why do you keep calling me d-

Alejandro then remembered that usually when people are drunk they say honest truthful things. And smirked to himself

A: nevermind.

H: wanna have sex?

A: not really...

H: why not?

A: because we need to go to bed it's 2:00 AM.

H: okayyyy

Alejandro changed into boxers and took his shirt off, he snuggled into bed and spooned Heather

H: I can feel your dick

A: Go to sleep.

H: no I feel your dick and it's bothering meeeee

He instead flipped Heather around and made her face him.

A: better?

H: no!

A: then get in a comfortable position.

She snuggled up next to him and laid on his chest

H: nighty night

A: goodnight amor.

He kissed her head and smiled softly while cuddling her.

I wrote this in 10 minutes while eating a popsicle so your welcome *dabs*

Also uhm I stole the whole initial and then words thingy from heatherfeatheryipee so erm... yeah!! I just like the way it looks better
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So... enjoy this honey buns!!

- 𝓑𝓮𝓬𝓬𝓪 ♡