Modern Family- Roleplay

S1 Ep 1 Family Life

It was a quiet morning at the Dunphy household...

Haley: MOOOOOM THERE'S A RAT IN MY ROOM

Luke: Haha that's what you get for living in the basement your literally 40

Haley: SHUT UP AND COME HELP

Mom: I'd love to sweetie but I got the job to catch up to I applied to be a sign holder..

Meanwhile At The Pritchett House Hold

Gloria: MANNY come we have a gift for you.

Manny: Oh my gosh what is it?

Gloria: We got you a dog butler friend

Manny: isn't that the one you threw in the attic and called "El Diablo"?

Gloria: No Manny that one was the devil this one is from a store and it talks take a look (Gloria presses a button on the dog butler)

Dog Butler: Hello I am your doggy butler friend he he la la la

Manny: Oh lord he's creepy

Gloria: I know right he's so sweet..

Meanwhile at the tucker household

Cam: Mitch have you seen Lily today?

Mitch: No.. you were supposed to take her to daycare..

Cam: Umm I didn't I let her walk by herself..

Mitch: WHAT IN THE WORLD

(Mitchell runs out the door to find lily)

The Dunphy Household

Haley: So lily how are you enjoying your stay with us and the spider..

Lily: Great it's better than daycare

Haley: I can't agree more!

Phil: Hey kids where's your mother?

Haley: She went out to be a sign holder..

Meanwhile in downtown LA

(Gloria is walking down the street)

(She sees Claire holding a sign for fancy dresses)

Gloria: Oh hola Claire what are you doing here and look at that beautiful dress!!!

Claire: Oh umm you weren't supposed to see me here but since we are here I suppose I'll tell you..

Gloria: You and Phil are getting a divorce so you became a sign holder hahaha 😂

Claire: No I'm just spreading awareness about beautiful dresses ugh fine I give up I took this job thinking I'd be holding signs that read "help the poor kids" and so on but it turns out they wanted me to advertise sexy dresses...

Gloria: Oh very good because I'm gonna buy that dress see you later...

Phil comes-

Phil: Honey what are you doing here holding this sign?

Claire: Why don't you ask Gloria she's the first client...

Phil gets a call from Haley*

Haley: DAD YOU HAVE TO COME HOME RIGHT NOW THE RATS ARE INFESTING THE HOUSE AND LILY IS FEEDING THEM CHEESE!!!

Mitch walks by-

Mitch: Oh hi Claire and Phil by any chance have you seen Lily?

Phil: yeah she's feeding rats at our house..

Mitch: what how did she even get there?

Claire: Oh instead of bringing her to the daycare Cam brang her to us he said shes sick and you guys have to work so..

Mitch: Yeah right totally well I got to get going drop her off at 6

Phil: Sure will!

Ending Scene

Manny: So doggy butler can you do math homework?

Dog butler: I am not made for that sorry.

Manny: Knew you'd be a useless friend!

Hope y'all liked the episode!