Crackling Chainsaws

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Outside of the warehouse the partners of Makima look around with an eyebrow raised nearly to the commotion.

"Miss Makima are you sure we shouldn't check on that devil you sent in there. I mean what if it tries to run off?"

"Don't worry, I have faith in my dog."

"But why? You just met it today."

"I wouldn't quite say that, and I wouldn't worry. I have everything planned."

Clashing over and over they stop for a moment to catch their breaths, the two laughing at each other they stand in near silence like a western movie standoff their glowing eyes piercing each other as they squint more and more gripping their unnatural bodily attachments. Yoruna's wires coil around him as some dance about uncontrollably. On the outside Yoruna is confident in himself, but internally he's going through way the chainsaw wielding man could cut him to ribbons. Yoruna in his false confidence speaks up.

"Reminds me of a old western movie I've seen once."

"Oh yeah?! What's it called?"

"Clint-Clint. Ahh fuck it Clint-Something

"Oh yeah! I love western movies! The cowboy kills all the bad guys and gets all of the women I bet he has all the kisses and sex he wants Gyahahahahaha!

"Well, maybe in another life we could've seen it together."

"Like a date? Oh, I've never been on those before."

Yoruna clinches his teeth in anger as the chainsaw wielding man laughs harder and harder.

"I've told you before! I. Am. A. Guy!"

"Yeah, yeah whatever twink!"

"Gaaahhhh!"

"Gyaaaaaaaaaaa!"

The both of them stomp their feet into the ground bending their legs to jump off both flailing their arms in their new unexpected strength jumping higher than they were used to and meet each other, Yoruna unconsciously coiling his arms with the copper wires on his arms as it crackles with electricity punching the chainsaw in the stomach. Causing chainsaw to spit out saliva in shock.

"Ahh shit, You're the real deal twink!"

"Stop fucking calling me that!"

The two clash over and over Yoruna throwing a barrage of punches hoping that at least one of the surging electrical punches would graze him as the chainsaw blocked them with the side of his chainsaws.

"What the hell? I can't move my fucking chainsaw arm. But you know what that's what I have one on my head for!"

Soon going back on the offensive by slicing off Yoruna's right arms and kicking his stomach puncturing a hole through it as Yoruna coughed up an ocean of blood.

"You asshole! That was my masturbating arm!"

"You won't need it when you're fucking dead!"

Yoruna grabs chainsaw's leg as it sticks through his stomach, he concentrates surging the electricity from the coils on his wrist through the chainsaw causing a burst of light to come from him shocking the Chainsaw's body in an almost cartoonish fashion. As the Chainsaw twitches and laughs

"Gya ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!"

The laugh seemingly being replayed as if it was a broken record. Yoruna smiles as the chainsaw spits up a mass of blood as some of it ends up in Yoruna's mout3h in disgust Yoruna throws him away from him into the pile of rotting corpses. Gagging Yoruna yells out in garbled speech.

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